No, I'm not about to rant about Voldemort..
So, there's this kid, we'll call him Jimmy, and he's a fucking guilt trip.
My best friend fucking threw her phone at the wall cuz this kid was being a fucking ass.
He wants my best friend to write a paragraph about him and why she loves him.
They aren't even fucking dating.
Jimmy keeps claiming he daydreams about her and only ever thinks about her.
So you don't think about the woman who carried you around In
her stomach for 9 months and then birthed you?
Mk.
This kid is just a prick in general.
He can't handle the truth.
Jimmy can't handle the fact my best friend only wants to be FRIENDS!
so here's a note to Jimmy from me,
You're a fucking pussy. FUCK BITCH FUCK SHIT FUCK OFF BRO! She wants to be friends. Stop trying to guilt trip her into dating you. She doesn't like you like that.
Quit being an ass. If you're going to ignore me do it right. Don't talk about me to your best friend. Pretend I don't fucking exist mk?
Quit being the prickly cactus you are and man the fuck up.
And also, if she tells me you mentioned the damn paragraph or you try flirting with her again, I will personally break your face. I'm only 3 inches shorter and I can do a shit load of damage.
Fuck off.
Have a nice summer, young valcanos.
