Eddie eats glitter filled rice (CD: Oats n oodles)

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Before we begin the Talkloid, if u ever come across a page (like this one) that has the Scallions in it, just letting u know their names will be changed:

Eddie = Scallion #1

Barry = Scallion #2

Frank = Scallion #3

But I'll just have it like this - "Eddie (Scallion #1):" so u don't get confused! c:

Alr, enough explaining, let the Talkloid BEGIN!!

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Eddie (Scallion #1): Larry! I swear to God!

(Eddie tries to snatch the rice out of Larry's nonexistant hands)

Larry: Hey... hey... HEY!!!!!!!!!

Eddie (Scallion #1): Give me my rice!

Larry: *sigh* Eddie, the rice has poison!

Eddie (Scallion #1): Not falling for another joke... GIVE IT BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

Larry: Seriously, we heard him.

Bob: Hey, don't eat the rice!

Eddie (Scallion #1): You too? What the frick?

Archibald: Seriously, we saw him!

Eddie (Scallion #1): *Who the frick is "him"-*

Bob: Jean Claude put glitter in it!

Eddie (Scallion #1): How??

(Before...)

Jean Claude: (has already put glitter in Eddie's rice) AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EDDIE WILL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Now)

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Eddie (Scallion #1): Know what? (deep voice) NOT FALLING FOR IT.

(Eddie takes the rice from Larry and eats it)

Everyone except Eddie: EDDIE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(a FeW MiNuTeS lATer...)

Eddie (Scallion #1): I can taste colour... *cri*

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