Sasuke (Naruto)

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Me: Rin, we're doing another of your anime crushes.

Rin: Who?

Me: Sasuke from Naruto.

Rin: Aww, why do we have to do him....?

Ayame: Because it's fun.

Me: Yep.

Rin: *Puppy eyes* Pwease, don't do Sasuke?

Me: You should remember those eyes don't work on me.

*Calls Sasuke*

Sasuke: Hello?

Me: *Itachi voice* Hello Sasuke.

Sasuke: O-O I-I thought you were dead.

Me: Yes I am, you killed me.

Sasuke: Then how are you calling me?

Me: Because I'm not dead.

Sasuke: ...Didn't you just say you were dead...?

Me: Yes I was lying.

Sasuke: So you aren't dead...?

Me: No, of course I'm dead! You killed me!

Sasuke: ...

Rin: *Itachi voice* I LOVE YOU SASUKE!

Sasuke: ... Is this a Prank Call...?

Me: Maybe.

Sasuke: Yes it is, I'm hanging up.

*Hangs up*

Ayame: Hahaha, good job Rin!

Me: Yeah that was awesome!

Rin: All I said was my true feelings...

Me: True.

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