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If the dick don't fit then the dick ain't right! Story by 4th3n4z You walked out of the house, your head spinning. "Oh..fuck wheres my car.." you mumbled, trying to find it. "Uh..do you need help you look like you smoked weed." A male said bluntly, making you groan and rub your head "the fuck is wrong with you? I don't smoke weed, I'm young!" You hissed, looking at him. "Lord, I was trying to be nice." You rolled your eyes "uh huh totally." You said. "Damn okay okay.." the male said, grabbing your shoulder, you shifted uncomfortably.
"Hey y/n! I'm here to pick you up!" A familiar voice said, you looked. "Oh, hey Melanie!" You smiled and walked to her car "why are you here? I have my car." She looked at me and raised her eyebrow. "Haha! Your so funny. You fucking drunk you retard." She said, your eyebrows furrowed at the name but opened the car door and hoped in "you know, there was this total hottie in the house." You chuckled, looking out the window. "Damn, how many drinks did you have?" She asked, making you look at her "like.. 7 maybe? It was so good, I tasted like, I dunno, maybe blue raspberry? Or maybe blueberry.." you questioned, not realizing her face "WHAT? SEVEN??" She asked, looking at you, her eyes wide. "I..I mean yeah. I was really good." You mumbled, fiddling with your fingers.
"you know, you're so hot baby girl-" she said, but failed to keep a southern accent before laughing, it made you laugh too.
