not finished and probably never will be. I WAS FORCED TO UPLOAD THIS GARBAGE THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR PLEASE 😭😭🙏🙏 cover by @gailinterrupted btw shes cool btw ill probably stop and take breaks in like every part so sorry if that like bothers you
river was sitting alone in his closet, twerking at maximum force. he had been in his closet for ages. some stranger broke into his house and he was scared for his life. suddenly, loud stomping noises. "oh no..." river whispered to himself. he continued twerking, this time more aggressively. he was twerking so hard, he almost started flying. maybe this could be a defense mechanism... river thought to himself. "𝖜𝖆𝖐𝖗𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖞." (this says wakey wakey btw the font is hard to read) the voice uttered. river started shaking in his boots. "n-no... he's close..." said river, shakily. the footsteps became louder, and soon enough the intruder was facing the closet river was twerking in. river started sweating, his twerking becoming more aggressive, he could feel his body floating, literally. a tight grip grabbed onto the closet handle and before river could hide his petite, shivering body, the closet door SLAMMED open. river shook in fear, his twerking becoming more shaky. "I WANT TO PEG YOU!!!" said the voice. HOLY SHIT?? IT WAS KURT COBAIN?? "kurt what are you doing in my hou-" before river could finish, kurt pulled him into a passionate kiss. river didn't know what to do, i mean... he was making out with kurt cobain! river closed his eyes shut and sank into the moment. kurt's hands trailed onto river's waist and he pulled him in close. river started blushing, he kinda liked this actually. before things could get too 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 (that says spicy btw), river pulled away from the kiss. "kurt? what are you doing in my house??" river asked, his face still red. "𝖎 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚." responded kurt. "w-woah..." gasped river. "you heard me." growled kurt. (😭😭) "kurt...i-i don't know what to say-" before river could finish, there was a loud bang at the door. "OH NO, THEY CAUGHT ME..." yelled kurt, gripping onto river tighter. "W-WHAT WHO??" asked river violently shaking. "OPEN THE DOOR!" yelled the unknown voice. kurt covered rivers mouth and held him close, "river... ive been breaking into peoples houses for a while now and they've finally found me..." whispered kurt. "w-what?? WHAT DO WE DO??!!" river gasped, shaking violently. "just keep still, okay?" said kurt reassuring him. "OPEN UP OR WE'RE BARGING IN!!" yelled the voice. river was twerking ferociously now, he didn't know what to do. BOOM! he felt his door SLAM open and loud stomping noises emerged. "𝖎 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖏𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊." (it says, i know youre in here the font is hard to read) uttered the voice deeply. the voice sounded strangely familiar, and river couldnt help but feel a bit of nostalgia. there, the stomping noises came right towards the closet he and kurt were hiding in. "𝖜𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖞." muttered the voice. the closet door FLEW open and there he was.
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