river phoenix x kurt cobain x chris cornell 💞💞

fivesome maybe

"AHA, THERE YOU ARE! oh my fucking god-" shouted layne. in front of him and eddie was fucking chris cornell having a threesome with river phoenix and kurt cobain. again, i am NOT describing this, i know its a fanfiction but its not my job to pierce the vision of chris cornell buttfucking kurt cobain into your head if you wanna do that shit do it yourself.  "OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL I WAS RIGHT." exclaimed eddie horrified. "AH! OH MY GOD YOU TWO WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS." screamed chris. "it is NOT what it looks like..." said kurt. "chris, you're supposed to be doing your JOB. instead, you are BUTTFUCKING RIVER PHOENIX AND KURT COBAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU." argued eddie. "listen eddie please...i just got a little carried away, okay? forgive me. PLEASE." begged chris. "NO CHRIS. YOU ARE GETTING FIRED NO MATTER WHAT." said eddie. "EDDIE NO, DONT TELL BOSS PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING!!" pleaded chris. "anything huh?" thought chris. "chris what do you mean by that." asked layne in disgust. "ah i TOLD you we were gonna get another member to join us!" whispered kurt. "oooh we might get TWO more members i just KNOW layne is thinking about it!!" whispered river enthusiastically. "you know what...NO, NO CHRIS. I am NOT GOING TO
FUCK YOU, DO YOU THINK IM INSANE? YOU ARE GETTING FIRED AND MY MIND IS NOT GOING TO BE CHANGED." ranted eddie. "oh BORINGG!! well guess what eddie, the police station is not even going to fucking believe you when you go up to them and say "oh my god chris cornell had a threesome with river phoenix and kurt cobain!!" do you realize how INSANE that sounds??" explained layne. "oh my fucking god youre right." realized eddie. "so you gonna join us or not?" asked kurt. "NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING JOIN YOU DUDE WHAT THE HELL??" shouted eddie. "it honestly sounds like you WANT to but youre too embarrassed..." muttered kurt. "guys stop it, eddie isnt too fond of the gays." added layne. "excuse me what, since when" asked chris. "since like forever dude, why do you think he stopped talking to me?" asked layne. "oh my god eddie what the fuck" said chris horrified. "guys quit the chitchat can we just fuck already?" asked kurt. "can you shut the fuck up this is SERIOUS i am NOT fucking any of you losers," said eddie. "dude eddie whats your deal bro?" asked layne. "no whats YOUR deal, chris did you hear what layne said about you earlier today?" asked eddie. "what do you think i was in the middle of a gang bang i was a little occupied dude." answered chris. "go ahead layne, say it! say what you said about chris!" teased eddie. "all i said is that i wanted to fuck him is that OH so bad?" replied layne. "YES, YES IT IS THAT BAD." said eddie. "you wanna WHAT." said chris horrified. "chris...i ive been in love with you for a while now and...i just thought this was the perfect time to tell you." said layne shyly. "i already fucking knew that layne it was PAINFULLY obvious." said chris. "s-so is that a yes...? do you like me back?" asked layne. "no, i dont actually!" answered chris. "what...?" asked layne. "oh my fucking god why would you say no chris." said eddie. "IM SORRY, I DIDNT WANT TO LIE!!" exclaimed chris. "you broke his little heart dude, what the hell!!" said eddie. "oh look, hes crying now!!" said eddie, pointing to layne curled up into a ball and crying in the corner. "hey layne its okay-" "NO ITS NOT OKAY, CHRIS WAS ALL I EVER WANTED!!" interrupted layne. "there is NO saving him," sighed eddie. "why dont you just go kiss him or something, im sure he has a crush on you too," pointed out river. "I DO NOT WANT TO KISS HIM." said eddie blushing. "then why the fuck are you so red?" asked kurt. "NO IM NOT RED, YOURE RED!!" yelled eddie, grabbing a can of pepper spray. "EDDIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PEPPER SPRAY??" panicked kurt. eddie pointed the spray right at kurts face and AGGRESSIVELY sprayed it everywhere. "AHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, OH MY GODD YEEOOUCHH!!" exclaimed kurt, covering his eyes. "HEY WHAT THE HELL MAN!! NOW HE CANT SEE, HOW IS HE GONNA JOIN THE THREESOME??" shouted river angrily. "oh isnt chris enough?? you dont need an extra person," sighed eddie. "you just dont get it dont you?" complained river. "eddie can you just PLEASE go kiss layne hes crying and curling up into a ball i hate seeing him like this." begged chris. "YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE." exclaimed eddie. "that didnt even take much convincing wow dude..." said chris in awe. eddie walked up to layne and picked up his hands from his crying face. "eddie? what are you doing-" before layne could finish, eddie grabbed laynes face gently and kissed him. he held onto laynes shaky hands and they both sank into the moment. "eddie, what was that for?" asked layne confused. "i felt bad for you...i also just kinda wanted to do that," answered eddie. "BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERENT FOND OF THE GAYS??" exclaimed layne confused. "yeah well, times changed okay? anyways you happy now?" layne stared at eddie blankly before kissing him again and running off towards their car. "i think he likes me," said eddie turning back at chris, river, and kurt. "you THINK?" said kurt. "i think we should all uh get going..." said eddie awkwardly. "BUT WE'RE NOT DONE!!" yelled river. "RIVER SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUVE BEEN HAVING THIS THREESOME FOR LIKE 6 HOURS I THINK THATS ENOUGH NOW." complained eddie. "hes right, i am SORE from this..." yawned chris. "guys i still cant fucking see because of the pepper spray, suck my dick eddie i hate you." whined kurt. "what did you just tell me to do." asked eddie, staring blankly at kurt. "i didnt mean it romantically." long story short, they all cleaned up and went back to the car where layne was.

btw sorry if i don't update in a minute i dont know how to continue this, give me ideas theres like 114 of you why is nobody commenting i see you fuckers dont try and hide