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ok so there are four people im talking to rn, fifth is me

imma just call myself kuromi

Jasmine- the dumbass

Aurora- The calmest person

Cooper- The other dumbass

and finally Cameron- The one obsessed with star wars



Cooper sent:

Jasmine: I don't have ballz *twerks*

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Jasmine: I don't have ballz *twerks*

Cooper: Can I put my ballz in yo jawz?

Kuromi: No.

Cooper: But I-

Jasmine: I have a theory

Aurora: I took a nap, what's up?

Jasmine: Shut up and listen to my theory!!!!!!!! >:(

Kuromi: Umm, excuse me, what the actual fuck?

Jasmine: ok so you remember that one song taylor swift did?

Kuromi: no one gives a shit about taylor swift... help...

Cooper: what song...?

Kuromi: SPECIFY 

Cooper: YEAH

Jasmine: EVERYONE SHUT UP! y'know taylor swift's new album that's just doing old songs she did in the 2000's?

Kuromi: *cough* unoriginal- *cough*

Cooper: hater alert, pick me 'i dont like taylor swift'

Kuromi: I will find you, cooper

Cooper: :3

Jasmine: YEAH, i think she cant think of any better songs so she just keeps singing the old ones

Kuromi: THE FACT IS, she doesnt even change it... it sounds the same...

Jasmine: YEAH! melanie martinez is better...

Kuromi: kikuo is better...

Cooper: Drake is better...

Cameron: Wth is going on? (cameron is the cute, pg-13 one)

Aurora: Dunno

Kuromi: cooper...

Cooper: yah?

Kuromi: did you wash your ass today?

Cooper: idk

Kuromi: gross


anyway that's it ASO PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO THE TAYLOR SWIFT THING! I RESPECT EVERYONES OPINIONS, IF YOU LIKE HER OR NOT!




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