The Twelve Days of Wedgiemas

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On the twelveth day of wedgiemas, my bully gave to me....

Twelve freshmen stuffed in lockers
Eleven atomic wedgies
Ten shredded undies
Nine flagpole wedgies
Eight nasty swirlies
Seven angry jocks
Six nerds in trash cans
Five laughing cheerleader
Four years of humiliation
Three Jocklocks
Two purple nurples
And a hanging wedgie in a tree

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