if I don't finish it's probably bc I had no motivation and it's like 3:00 in the morning or my Internet wanted to act like a bi___😤- anyway let's start the story!~
One crazy day I decided that I was going to stay up because obviously sleep it's for the weak I stayed up all night watching YouTube in fact my favorite YouTuber well one of my favorite Onye! She was iconic she had a unique personality and everything! Just like me 😌 if you feel sad and felt like you need to watch someone else suffer all you had to do is click on one of her YouTube videos it was either her getting traumatized or playing a game or just some other random things my favorite videos were the confessions it was cool to see all the crazy things mentally ill people did! Like sleep with their cousins, see something traumatized, have piss and sh__ kinks, literally rip someone's skin off their chest (the most unique one) although it was kind of confusing with the mixture of stupid it was funny at the same time......,
In the depths of the night I wondered I wondered very hard what would it be like to meet up with her it would take a long time but at least it would be something usually I wouldn't be doing all of this just to get someone's attention but sh__ everyone needs to try something new I hopped on Instagram deciding why tf my mind even thought of this I clicked on her profile it started texting her I said,
"Hello Onye I'm not going to be like the others and say all that cringy bs but all I have to say is I hope you're having a good day and I just wanted to say hi sooo-.... yeah".
Actually I don't even know why I said, I'm not going to be like the others and say all that cringy bs IN FACT THAT MADE ME SOUND CRINGY 😒 of course she didn't reply soon and actually I was expecting that and since I was not stupid and was going to sit there until she replied I logged on to something else I think it was c.ai or chai I had fun bullying and torturing the ai's in fact I even made one of them my dog but that's besides the point! It has been about 4 hours I really didn't care because right now it was only 3:10 in the morning finally I saw that notification pop up at first I didn't care until my eye took a little glimpse and it said she text me back I was surprised because I wasn't expecting an answer from her since she gets DM's and text all the time (I think) (imma have to do my best Onye expression 😭) she said,
"Heyyy tbh right now I would be recording a video but don't have the motivation but you don't need to know all my business anyway hi".
"Damn I really didn't even expect you to reply tbh I thought I was going to be left on read"
"Well it seems today is your lucky day ig ☺️" behind the screen while Onye typed that she had a blank expression like who wouldn't no one can see you so I don't get why you had to smile all cheerfully.
"Well later on I'll text you back bc I'm actually getting sleepy rn so byeee" I text you a really blank expression my eyes slopping like I just got ran over by two trucks filled with raccoons.
"Alr bye sayonara"
I did my best impression of Onye but I sounded like a deformed raggedy bamboo but I have to sleep so gn !
Meme of the day💫
