"I'm bored" little jimothy said to his freind rustle
"I have a brilliant idea!" Replied rustle.
"Let's go to that new diner, yeah? It's called Paul's"
"Jimminy cricket your brilliant rustle" jimothy replied Irish dancing away I'm the distance
At Paul's diner
It was empty no one was there, except a weird looking bear statue with the name tag Paul on it.
Just as the two arrived inside and made there way to the register a cheery little fellow came.
"Well howdy there I'm Paul" he said in a Texas accent.
"Hiya Paul what can I get for a fiver, you have no menu...." Rustle said, rusting up his spoon he brings everywhere
"A meal deal, it's a surprise though especially if you have allergies" he extended his weirdly long fingers into jimothys pockets and grabs the fiver from his pocket, he then retracts his hand,smiles and walks away.
"Uhhhhhh, first of all what the fuck, second of all let's find a seat" rustle says putting his rusty spoon in his pocket.
Btw these kids are like 9
They walk over to an empty table.
Quite literally 1min passes and Paul comes over with the meal.
Jimothy walks over to grab it.
"I thank you my good man, have a wonderful paultastic day" said jimothy grabbing the tray. he has a heavy British accent btw
He walks back over and sits.
Rustle grabs a burger from the tray.
"What the fuck is this?" Rustle inspects his burger and sees crunchy bars, moam, sprinkles and nail clippings in it
"Eat it, you don't want to make good o'l Paul over there sad" jimothy said looking at his burger, filled with nothing but cheese.
Meanwhile Paul was staring at them from the counter not even blinking.
"Can we trade burgers?" Rustle asks looking disgusted at his
"No. I'm quite fond of cheese"
"Oh darn, oh well" rustle bites into his burger.
Something was happening to him, it looked like it just came out of a meat Canyon animation, I can't even describe it.
"Hello strange British child
I'm Paul" what was once a innocent 8 year old by the name rustle turned into something.
"JIMMIMY CRICKET, MY GOSH GEE WILIKERS WHAT HAPPENED" jimothy jumped on the table and threw his cheese burger at 'paul'
Just then Paul are him and spit him out of his ear
"Good morrow my good man I am Paul" jimminy said
TO BE CONTINUED
