Soul Eater

Fanficsion

MOtha Fuckin Soul Le eater Fan ficsion~~
"BlaIR!!!101" MAka punted the witch, in her cat form, out da window. Maka was busy makin' fuud for her badass scythe (secret- bcus SOul didnt evn kno) lover. Blair was constantly rubbing up on MAKa becuz Blair wanted Les sexsh. MAKa was (secret) lovers with SOul tho. She couldnt hav3 Lesbi Sexsh with Blair. SOooooOOOOooo, MAka punted da schist (lol rocks) out of BLair!10101001!!!!!
"SOulllll!!!" Maka shouted towards her (secret) lover's doorrrrr.
"MAkaaaaa!!1111!!!!!!!!111!!1!" He yelled backs before throwin himselph out da dor. WOod Esploded all 'round MAka as she began to fill wit rag3. "SOul dats the Seventh freakin' dor dis week! If you break anotha DTK is gona levitate over and not leave!10!!!1!!1!" Maka flung 3ggs into the pan, screamin like teh banshee she waz. SOul shurgged and sat himself on da tabl3. "MAka...YA know your eggs suk, right?" SOul said as he laid on his sid3 and played with his nailssss. MAka began 2 tear up. MAka always maid these 3ggs 4 SOul.
"Yeh...WELL yoU SUck BLAckSTar'S Dick!1!111!!!!" MAka thro da 3ggs on le flor and Ran out da dor 2 her skool. SOul's eyez widen3d and he fell off da tabl3.
"How did SHe kno?!11?" SOul suddenly got a b0ner thinkin about Black*. He ran out da dor aftr MAka but MAka waz alredy in clASS and wouldnt hear SOul's crys.

MeanWhile in class~~

"TSUnami!!" MAka Cryd to her frend. TSubaki Sighd.
"MAka u dumb fuckin bish, I told you's before itz Tsubaki!" MAka lookd up and her BFf.
"TsuNAmi plz shut up. IM tryin to cry to u." Tsubaki screamed...she couldnt take it anymroe. she waz goin crazi. "SOul juzt....idk...he hasnt been himselph. HE comez home lat3 and iz always out wit Black*...and dis mornoing he was bashing my 3ggs." MAka began to sob. Her tears were rainbow becuse she waz dat funkin fab-u-lous! NOt as fab as PEWDIEPIE but close enough. Tsunami sighd. SHe was abuot to smack MAka over da head soon...or murder her.
All of a sudden SOul dashed into da ro0m. "MAkaaaaaa! How did u kno I was gay for black*????!!" Maka's stared @ Soul and her head began 2 do a 360 noscope- I Mean SPin!!!1! Black* slowly slid under one of da desks. Tsubaki's eyes widened and she began 2 drool.
"Black* you have been d0in SOul?!11!!!?" Tsubaki cried. Black* noded slightly."But We hav sexsh all da tim3?!??!?!11!" Tsubaki said throwin' a book @ him.
'YOu r having sexsh with Black*!?1" mAKA scREAMED in RAge. "YOU R MY," She whisperd 'secret' softly, "LOver!!!!" Soul shrugged.
"I like diK." He said blushin'. "Eggspecially Black*'s." Black* smiled and started blushing. He jumped ever desk 2 get 2 SOul. They huggd. Tsubaki felt ANGER and turned 2 MAka, smirking.
"welL, MAka and I have been havin' lesbo sexsh.." TSubaki smackd MAka's aSs. It made a loud sound and shook with impact. MAka's face turnd RED as the guys in da clASS stared at da beautiful ass in front of dem.
"I DI-id NOt have LESbi Sexsh Wi-wi-wit yo-u!!1!" MAka Screamed. Sudednly, SpirIt walked in. He had been smokin' good kush and drinkin' alot at the bar cuz he big pimpin'. "ClaSS dismissed."
"BUT DAD you'LL GEt fired cause u r suppsed to teach us." MAka yelled with Tsubaki's lingering fingers on her beAUTiful booty. Spirit sighed.
"How bout I teach ya'll to roll a blunt." he said obviously high. The class Cheared as MAka sank down in her seat....