Survival tip#2 : Z.A.S.

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by bravegirlnumber1

by bravegirlnumber1

Survival tip#2 : Z.A.S.

Zombie Apocalypse Supplies- this is where many people mess up on. They take things they really don't need or take nothing at all. They just stupidly run away from the hoard of zombies into the woods where they soon find that 1) they have NO food and NO water 2) they are REALLY thirsty and just burnt lots of carbs 3) they have to take a pee and or poo and theys got no toilet paper 4) it's quickly getting cold and dark and all they have is gucci shoes and slutsRUS shorts ( boys to) 5) they have no idea where they are.

So I've decided to make a list of things you should put in you're Z.A.S. bag. First of all the Z.A.S. bag needs to be easily carried and mobile. If you got a suitcase that weighs 10-20 pounds by itself how are you gonna run away from zombies? They may be slow and uncoordinated ( for now) but more than 4 zombies on yo' tail you got a problem. That Z.A.S. bag is

gonna weigh you down and when you trip and fall and slip 'cause of that heavy as heck Z.A.S. bag your gonna blame me or someone else for evening mentioning to pack a Z.A.S. bag- we didn't tell you to bring yo' grannies purse with you and pack up your whole world. So to prevent this untimely and messed up ending here is what a Z.A.S. bag should have at all times:

•three to four bottles of water and if you own those heavy stainless steel one keep that filled with water- you can bash a zombies head in.

• five granola bars, two beef jerkies,

dried up fruit one or two packs and

whatever you find on the road ( like

stuff in stores that haven't been ransacked already) but pah-lease refrain from having a Z.A.F.S. ( Zombie Apocalypse Food Supplies) consist of twinkies and unhealthy food- remember with sugar there always comes a crash.

• Extra clothes. Four shirts, four pants- (next rule/ tip is what to wear in a zombie apocalypse so more on that later.) three to four pares of underwear and if you're a girl two

bra's and to a boy two you-know-what's. Two pares of shoes two pares of socks. One sweater.

• Scissors, Not only if they're used right they can stab zombies in the eye balls and potentially kill there undead butts- scissors are useful.

You don't realizes how much you need them 'till they're gone.

• T.P. If your by yourself two rolls if

your in a pack same goes for them have your own rations so you don't

start any fights about who used up

all the T.P.

• One journal and pencil plus sharpener. You don't know when you'll need it but if you are trapped in a cellar with zombies pounding on the door and people are outside the window you make an airplane- SOS and boom! Saved.

• Weapons, not much has to be said Guns if you can ( they are loud though and attracts to much attention), crossbows, handmade slingshots, bats, balls, guitars, heavy sticks, ice skates, roller skates, glass, pick axs, garden tools, weights- almost any weapon will do. Things that might seem useless can be made into a split second weapons.

° A small blanket

° Walkie talkies

° flash light, batteries, map, binoculars, compass-

you get the picture? Kay outey G.

R.R. Queen