It was a dark and stormy night and Elon musk was craving the touch of a bald man. So of course Elon purchases a 2in by 2in cardboard box that included Jeffery Bezos on prime day shipping at 11:59 on December 24 for a last day Christmas gift for himself. When the box arrived at Elons fifth house in Korea (North) he took his pink furry handcuffs and tied him to a queen size bed. Elon then placed a bejeweled pink set of ear muffs and demanded him to purr.
"PURR YOU FATASS PURR" Elon exclaimed while staring at Jeff's perfectly crafted left big toe.
Jeff then brought his legs up above Elons neck and pulled him closer, and closer. Jeff pulled him so close that Elon could smell the pretty princess toothpaste (strawberry) and his old spice deodorant with a hint of Bath and Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom spray and you can tell he prepared for this interaction. Then Jeff passed some gas that smelled like fruity pebbles. The fruity pebble gas blinded Elon and dropped the bejeweled pink key for the handcuffs. Then Jeff clawed the key with his not as beautiful right big toe with some leftover pink nail polish. Jeff's big toe ninja skills allowed him to unlock the handcuffs. As he slowly turned the key, his hands gracefully glided and landed on to Elons plastic surgery perfected chest. Elons jaw dropped and he fainted on to the bed. However that didn't last long. Jeff threw himself on Elons body which awoke him instantly. Jeff, in instincts, gives Elon a big slobbery kiss with a lot of tongue and almost too much passion. Then the door opens and a big, dark shadow with a voluptuous gyatt takes up space in the long, white hallway.
Thank you Tinsel Franklin and Cheese Wheel for helping make this chapter of the story! ❤️
