It's 2023.. A new killer rises in the ranks of social media..
1. #ScreamingMonkeyWatchingBleach
2.#SecretiveDetectiveOfSecretPlunger
3.#DownwarddogInToilet
4.#whysCharlieD'melonNotcombusting
A social media scandal that ruined lives and replenished others..
The Downward dog of porcelain thrones.
William woke up at 02:43 AM to a strange noise coming from the bathroom.. He found it terrifying but his white people instincts kicked in and he got up from his raggedy bed and slowly and dumbly walked to the bathroom..
He opened the white doors of his humble bathroom where he enjoyed his quick showers, frequent baths and long shits..
To see who dared to disturb his porcelain throne..
To be found with a stranger who was dressed horrendously, quickly being knocked out by the smell of pure shit being dumped on his face..
The stranger stripper him of his clothes and put him in a downward dog position with his face completely submerged underneath the brown waters with little pieces of corn that the stranger sprinkled in with a dash of cinnamon as a finishing touch..
Causing him to drown with a delighted smile on his face..
