His GHOSTLY rizz.. //BL//POLY//3+// (THIS IS A JOKE)

Part 1- the Rizzling.

(IM NOT THAT GOOD AT WRITING SO SRRY IF ITS BAD)

Tobias woke up on a Monday morning. Just another day that he had to suffer through. Tobias was a gloomy child. He had been abused almost his entire life. He was the least favorite out of his 25 siblings, and he knew it. That wasn't the only thing that tormented his life. There were a few more things, but one main thing; His rizz.

(MOST OF THIS IS IN TOBIAS'S POV BTW SO YEAH)

Tobias Pov:

I woke up to the sun shining down on my bright blue glacier colored orbs. They glistened as they opened.

"Hn.."

I groaned as I got up from bed, taking a short stretch before going to the bathroom to get ready for school.

"Just another horrid day that I must endure."

I muttered under my breath. I loathed school. I despised going outside in general. And it's all because of one thing. But that does not matter at the moment. I must get ready for the day's torment. I went to the bathroom and combed my luscious, silky, raven black hair. I filled the sink with water and looked at my reflection through it because Father said that mirrors are made from witchcraft. I looked at my large light blue orbs and my plump pink lips. I looked hideous. Nevertheless, I still had to go to school.

I had finally made it to school. It took me a bit to get dressed because I had quite a struggle putting on my bottoms. My voluminous and plump rear got in the way. It wasn't this big yesterday. It seemed to have grown overnight. But no matter. I was at school now. Suddenly, something had wrapped around my body. I looked over my shoulder to see what it was. My best acquaint. Rudolph. He was always this affectionate even though he knew I loathed it.

"Hi Tobi! I missed ya a bunch!" Rudolph said with an almost disturbingly large grin.

Sigh. "Hello Rudolph. I have no idea how you would miss me so much as we had just conversed on Friday." I said with a grimace in my tone.

I couldn't lie, though. I had missed him as well. He's the only person other than my relatives who is not affected by my curse suspiciously. I don't know how or why not. Maybe I am not his type. Maybe I'm just as horrendous looking as I thought. But I am not complaining. He's one of the only people that I can have a conversation with without them asking me out on a date or without blushing and trying to charm me.

Rudolph hugged me tighter in response, giggling as he did. He then proceeded to nuzzle his nose against mine. He always did that. I find it quite time wasting.

"Well, two days is still a pretty long time! Anyway, I gotta get to class. See you later, Tobi!" Rudolph said this before kissing my cheek and running off.

He had never done that before. It made me feel something strange. It made my stomach feel weird.

I think I liked it.

I had just entered my class. Everyone was staring at me. Even the teacher showed a bit of interest in me. Like usual. But one person's gaze caught my eye. Emilio Murkemere. He always looked at me like that. Even before I gained this curse. It didn't seem to affect him that much. It may be because he already showed interest in me. He is strange, but.. at least he isn't that different, and I already know most of his intentions. He's also one of the people I can rely on, but I wouldn't consider him a friend. He's more like an acquaint. But not like Rudolph. Rudolph is.. special to me.

I had finished my first few periods of class. It is now lunchtime. My father said that I wasn't allowed to have lunch today because I had gained a pound in the last 3 years. I'm such a greedy pig. My tiny, slim waist isn't fooling anyone. I don't deserve to eat. But.. I am starving. I haven't eaten all day. Suddenly, there was a tap on my shoulder. It was Carmelo. He was probably here to pester me about talking to Rudolph and such.

Sigh. "What is it that you need, Mr. De'monte?.." I said in a slightly annoyed tone.

Carmelo looked away from me with a seemingly upset expression. His face was as red as a strawberry. Maybe it was from anger.

"W-well..I saw that you were sitting here alone and being a freak as usual a-and.." he sputtered.

I blinked at him, my long, luscious, glistening eye lashes batting at him. He turned even more red in response. Maybe he was actually upset with me. That would be a problem. I do not feel like dealing with his foul attitude at the moment.

Carmelo had suddenly yelled and threw something at me before running away with a flusted look. "HERESMYLUNCHISAWYOUDIDNTHAVEANDITOTALLYDONTCAREABOUTYOUBYEYOUFREAK."

Hm. Interesting. Maybe he was afraid of my horrid looks and decided to flee. I looked at what he threw at me. It was a brown paper bag. I opened it and reached inside for whatever was inside. It was an egg sandwich. (HEAR ME OUT THOSE ARE DELICIOUS) it was still warm. I took a small bite and smiled a little. I wonder if Carmelo was becoming fond of me. Hm. Interesting. Maybe we could be acquainted one day.

I had finally made it to the end of the school day. I smelt the fresh air. It smelt of Petrichor. That meant it was possibly going to rain. I sighed. I didn't feel like getting wet today. Suddenly, a loud crack of lightning was heard nearby. Seconds later, it began to pour. I got soaked immediately, my silky wet hair sticking to my face. I hated this. Suddenly, something covered me. It was Rudolph. He had an umbrella and had it held it over his and my head.

"Hi Tobi! It sure is raining hard. Did you not bring an umbrella to school? They said on the news that it could be possible flooding for the past few days today. Oh- wait- ah- you don't have a TV.. hehe.. sorry!.."

I blinked at him. I didn't want to go home at all. I was soaked, and it could possibly flood on my way there. Rudolph began speaking again.

"Hmm.. I know! How about you stay over at my house for the next few days!? School is gonna be out because of the chance of flooding. Whada'ya say?" Rudolph said with a smile.

I thought for a moment. I eventually sighed and spoke. "Alright.. I suppose I could stay over until this rain stops."

Rudolph giggled and picked me up. I hated physical touch, but this was surprisingly comfortable. He then carried me to his father's truck and placed me in the back with his brother Adam. He glared at me, but Rudolph yelled something in Danish at him, which made them start arguing. Sigh. I have a feeling I may regret this.