3:05 A.M.
GingerRacoon: fucking sobbing
Twink: no one cares
FuckedInTheHead:I have sent a nuke to ur exact coordinates :3
Twink: wiat stop no
BritishAsshole: lolololol
Twink: ???
HotDad: Nick is drunk. I'm currently giving him a ride home.
HellSpawn: then don't text while driving dipshit
GingerRacoon: someone put her on a leash please.
Hater: what's even going on at 3 am that's so important you have to give him a ride home
HotDad: Things.
CuteCowgirl: NICK!!!!!!
BritishAsshole: whar?
CuteCowgirl: Are you a swiftie??
BritishAsshole: yeah
CuteCowgirl: ITS CONFIRMED!!!!!
HellSpawn: better question: r u gay?
HotDad: I'm taking his phone away.
HellSpawn: this is why ur a fucking virgin.
HotDad: I have a son?
HellSpawn: u HAD a son. ur ex wife probs took him too
GingerRacoon: HWLP
ManOfMystery: that's crazy..
Twink: I hate both of them which side should I be on
ManOfMystery: Idfk 😭
BritishAsshole: he crashed the fucking car
BritishAsshole: got my phone back tho
CuteCowgirl: ARE YALL OKAY???
BritishAsshole: yuh
GingerRacoon: when did Nick start to say "yuh" 😭
ManOfMystery: I'll be there in 5
(I literally have no idea what I'm doing tbh)
(Thsi chapter was really fun though)