It all started with baked orphans (egirlerobert x ! gender neutral reader)

Prologue: *Disney music*

Okay! So here are the basics for you dumbasses who have never read (random thing) x reader, but I know you can't be that Silly.. Right? ANYWAYS, ONTO THE BASICS!

Y/n: (your name)

F/f: (favorite food)

1st f/c (favorite color if you have one)

2nd f/c (2nd fav color if you have one)

A/n (any name/authors note)

P/s (pet species)

P/n (Pet name)

F/n (Feet name, because you don't have any friends)

Qna (means questions and answers obviously you silly goose)

NOW! Onto the actual story, hooray..
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{ Narrator's/My point of view }

Y/n woke up from their weird ass dreams like usual and they yawned, thinking that they looked like a goddess when in reality they looked like a cheap whore who woke up after a really rough one night stand.

Anyways, after Y/n yawned they swung their legs off the bed and stood up, walking to the mirror and that's when reality hit them, they won't wake up looking like a princess unlike them in the fanfics they read.

Y/n sighs and quickly sings fight song before walking away from the mirror and walking into their bathroom, grabbing their hairbrush and aggressively ripping those rats out of their hair, they calmly put the brush down and walk out of the bathroom.

Already planning on heading down town to go find their seller who gives them baked orphans for a $50 discount, which is just a sell! Anyways, they leave their house/apartment barefooted, they decide to walk because they ran over 7 kids last night and lost their car.

Anyways Y/n, only 5 minutes away from their house/apartment before they bump into somebody/somebody bumps into them. They look up/down and blush like an anime character, hearts suddenly appearing around them as they stare up/down at a brunette man who is at least.. 6"3, which is impressive for their short ass/not impressive for their tall ass, they almost get lost in those hideous yet extremely sexy shit cum brown eyes.

The strange man's pants suddenly tighten making Y/n cringe a little as they back away, still staring down/up at the man before them, they blink at the man as he stares up/down at them, not blinking whatsoever.

"Hi! My name's Robert, you can call me Rob and I will collect your crusty toenails for free because I can!"

Y/n's jaw DROPS as soon as Rob finishes his sentence, sticking his hand out for a shake as he smiles in a weird ass way, Y/n just looks away awkwardly and hesitantly shakes Rob's hand, cringing at how sweaty his hand is.

"Hello.. Rob, my name is Y/n and thank you for the offer, but I won't take it, Goodbye now!"

Y/n waved at Rob as They quickly sped past him, just wanting to grab their baked orphans with semen on top, not noticing somebody silently following behind them.
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YAY! THE PROLOGUE IS FINISHED :D
BTW I made this in about 50 minutes because I was mainly focused on editing the cringe ass front cover, NOW! with this prologue finished it is ready to send to rob!

'YOU WILL NOT KNOW MY NAME ROB FUCK YOU. Signing off Wattpad because why the hell not.'

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