It all started with baked orphans (egirlerobert x ! gender neutral reader)

Chapter 2: The most gorgeous GYATT in all of shreklandia 😍😍🤤

Alright, you already know the drill, and rob. When I finish this whole fanfic YOU ARE going to make a whole stream about it, and you ARE going to read every. Single. Last. Chapter. (BTW egirlrobert/twitch.com)

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{ My/narrator's Point of view }

Y/n is suddenly snapped out of their thoughts as their headphones suddenly just give out on them.

'WHAT THE FUCK?!'

Y/n thinks to themselves as they take out their headphones gently before roughly slamming them down onto their bed, Y/n walks downstairs and flops onto the couch.

Y/n grabs the TV remote and turns on their TV, they flip through channels lazily until they find a channel that's playing 'shreklandia 5: the forbidden GYATT.'

Y/n chuckles at the name and they put the TV remote down, they already have blankets on the couch so they grab a comfy one and cuddle up in it.

They watch the movie intently, considering the fact that they already missed 1, 2, 3, and 4! They get to a dramatic cutscene that goes like-

{ Hi! It's me, I want you to imagine this next but as horrible kindergarten drawings, okay? Okay, good. Bye! }

"SHREK! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GO LOOKING FOR THE FORBIDDEN GYATT! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS."

Yells a character that Y/n can't remember the name of.. Chadley? Eh, doesn't matter, Shrek slowly turns to 'Chadley' and his expression darkens.

"I'm sorry, 'Chadley'.. I need to do this for our family, The family we built."

Tears start streaming down 'Chadley's' cheeks and Shrek cups 'Chadley's' cheeks, wiping the tears away, Y/n scoffs and rolls their eyes at the now corny scene.

"B-B-B-B-B-B-B-But the children.. How will I take care of all 7 of them?"

'Chadley' stutters out In a sad voice, his eyes becoming glossy, Y/n tries not to cringe as they remember when they used to do that and still do that sometimes.

"I don't know.. But I believe in you."

Shrek says in a warm voice as he kisses 'Chadley', a tear rolling down Shrek's cheek as he breaks the kiss and turns around, leaving 'Chadley' all alone in the cabin, Y/n makes a fake gag sound and gives the TV screen a thumbs down.

{ Watch this video while I decide on what else to write :) }

{ You like the video? That's good :> }
HOLD UP I ALMOST FORGOT TO CREDIT THE BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO MADE THIS!

All Credits to Meat Canyon for this masterpiece :D (The video, obviously-)
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Y/n watches as it skips to Shrek standing in the middle of the woods, looking around and trying to find which way he went before sighing, when suddenly something hits Shrek's head and knocks him out cold.

Y/n gasps and covers their mouth, almost as if they were shocked, almost shocked they aren't shocked at the movie, but their shocked because all the cheese ran out at their favorite store to shop at!

'DAMMIT! I WAS PLANNING ON BEING CONSTIPATED FOR LIKE 7 WEEKS!!! FUCK.'

Y/n thinks to themselves as the groan and throw their head into the couch, they groan in agitation and they sink into the couch, They cross their arms and Y/n frowns.

Y/n gets their lazy ass up from the couch and leaves the house barefoot, with their very long and unclean cheesy poof looking gorilla grippers, Y/n blinks their E/C orbs innocentlyz twirling their "perfect, curly, long, luscious, juicy, crunchy, yummy, golden" hair in-between their fingers aggressively.

They then skip slowly over to an orphanage, they kick down the door and suddenly start massacring every single orphans, eating them left and right, because cannibalism is (NOT) okay 👍

They then turn around and belch really loudly, they innocently touch their finger tips together, and giggle in a very ugly way as they smile with those cornfilled shit colored teeth.

"I'm So NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS~ HHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEAGAJHAJAHAHAHAH *DYING SOUNDS* Hairball."

Silence. Not even the wind is moving, Y/n can't even hear their footsteps and suddenly somebody speaks.

"Hi!"

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"AHHHH!!!! WHATTHEACTUALFUCK."

Y/n yells in shock as they turn around and fall on their ass, they look up and see Rob, staring at/towering over them, Rob smiles with his yellow ass teeth, you might just think he's British, but he's actually Australian, SHOCKING.

(TO BE CONTINUED: I'M IN PAIN. *SOB*)

Anyways, love y'all! You cheeky little bastards

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