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theo - aldair's bitch
blaise - fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
enzo - buckbeak
mattheo - te-HOE
draco - poundland barbie
aldair's bitch
GUYS
YOU'RE ALL SUCH WASTEMEN
WAKE UP
te-HOE
ffs
what do you want now?
it's literally four in the morning, you cunt
buckbeak
shut up
my phone's pinging
and i'm in some girl's bed
i'm trying to leave discreetly
you're gonna wake her up and i'm gonna have to face
the consequences of my actions
i'm rich, i've never had to do that
and i don't intend on starting now
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
YOU FUCKING RATS
GO TO SLEEP
mf thinks he's nocturnal
aldair's bitch
UGH
SHUT UP GUYS
I'M LITERALLY SO BOOK BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
te-HOE
should i eat you?
go to SLEEP
aldair's bitch
i'm going to tell everyone that you're secretly a grandma
how are you portrayed as scary?
you're asleep by 11
te-HOE
you just wouldn't get it
being around you makes me want to fall into eternal sleep
also sleeping reduces your spots
so fuck you
buckbeak
AND YOU MAN CALL ME ZESTY
THATS CRAZY
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
TOXIC MASCULINITY 🗣️📢
looking after your skin is basic hygiene
you dirty boy
probably don't wash your bum either
kmt.
aldair's bitch
OKAY WAIT
BE DISAPPOINTED AFTER
GUYS
SO BASICALLY
I WAS OUT ON THE TOWER
SMOKING BECAUSE
acc idrk i js felt like it
te-HOE
okayy...
and this concerns us how?
ykw
i hope you find out you're asthmatic
aldair's bitch
WAIT SHUSH
AND TESS CAME UP
LOOKING ALL SWEET
OH MY DYAS
SHE'S LIKE THE EPTIOME OF BEAUTY
buckbeak
alr shakespeare
continue your story
i kinda wanna know what's got you this excited
aldair's bitch
OKAY SO SHE CAME UP LOOKIN ALL PRETTY AND SHIT
AND SHE DIDNT SEE ME SO SHE WAS WHEEZING
LIKE OUT OF BREATH FROM THE STAIRS
AND SHE SCREAMED WHEN SHE SAW ME
MY OWN LITTLE FANGIRL 😍😍
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
i think the roles should be reversed
but okay
aldair's bitch
CAN YOU GUYS TYPE IN UPPER WITH ME
DEAD TINGS
AND THEN SHE WALKED TO ME AND WE STARTED TALKING
LIKE??
SHE WANTS ME SO BAD
AND THEN SHE KINDA CLOCKED THST I WAS THERE TO BE BY MYSELF
te-HOE
emo bitch
aldair's bitch
SO SHE STARTED TO LEAVE AND I SAID NO STAY WITH ME
AND SHE STAYED AND GAVE ME A NICKNAME
SHE'S SO IN LOVE W ME
BUT WHO CAN BLAME HER
YOU ARE READING
𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 ✷ theodore nott
Fanfictionˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 a girl who refuses to love meets the boy who loves too much 𝐨𝐫 slytherin's party boy shows a ravenclaw the wonders of love ( theodore nott x fem!oc ) ( lowercase intended! ) ( golden trio era ) ( social media ff ) ( no vold...
