A/N: as dirty as these "Matress Madness" stories are, they're kinda my favorite series in the whole book so far. Sorry if it's too much lol
Chris POV
Bey: thank you my love, I was gonna make ya somethin
Chris: lemme treat my queen right. *kiss*
We lay in bed eating with my dreamy lady watching tv after non stop fuckin. I channel surf and suddenly, I get to TMZ
TMZ: and just a few hours ago, we have footage of Chris Brown and Beyoncé sex tape! We finally have it you guys! Someone had recorded them through a crevice of a door on a floor and it shows an hour worth of them gettin it on.
I turn to Bey and she's blushing hella hard.
Bey: is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Chris: both. Hopefully our babies don't ever see it
Bey: you think I'm pregnant by now? Will we have our first baby soon?
Chris: I hope so. I think we fucked too many times not to have one
She laughs and slaps my arm. Suddenly, I hear loud foot steps come up the stairs. Shit! I push Bey off the bed and get down and hide her behind me as I grab my gun from under the bed and in walks...our moms? They look pissed. They get me and her off the ground and luckily I've got boxers on and she's got lingerie on. They both whoop our ass.
Momma T: how did this happen?
Momma J: how did y'all not notice?!
Chris: wait! *hides Bey behind his back, protecting her* first off, I coulda shot y'all!
Momma T: read your phone next time!
I glance at my phone and see a bunch of missed calls.
Bey: excuse y'all, but we was makin you both grandbabies! And it was probably the delivery guys!
Momma T: delivery guys?
Bey: Chris fucked me so hard and good that he broke the bed so we had to get another one.
Momma T: Beyoncé! Not infront of his mother!
Momma J: oh Tina, if ya only knew the stories this man tells me. I can definitely say he is in looove wit your daughter. So y'all didn't leak this?
Chris: why would we? We finna sue! Now if you will excuse us, we have some love makin to get too.
Momma J: son! Y'all need Jesus
Momma T: they need the whole damn Church😂
They leave and Bey stumbles around the room.
Chris: what's wrong baby?
Bey: my poor puss. You fuck me so hard.
Chris: I'm sorry?
Bey: oh don't be papi. I like it rough.
Chris: want it again?
Bey: yes!
We fuck again but after an hour, we hear the tv again.
TMZ: looks like now the two love birds are in trouble. Matress Store associate has been fired after his boss discovered Beyoncé and Chris Brown had sex on one of the displays. The owner of the store is now looking to sue for $2 million. And possible jail time for public nudity. Ya see idk about that last part. Jail? Boss is probably just jealous.
Chris: gtfo he ain't gettin shit. Feel bad for Steph tho. He ain't deserve that. *pulls out* plus we bought the bed we was fuckin on. Tha fuck he need $2 mill for?
Bey: idk. Clout and broke.
Steph POV
YOU ARE READING
Chreyonce: Short Stories (Beyonce X Chris Brown)
FanfictionChris Brown X Beyoncé short stories. Explicit ones🔞 Funny ones🤡 Cute ones😍