HAPPY GROUP CONSILING HOUR.

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by Sigmaah

by Sigmaah

Fyodor: Time for Happy Group Counseling Hour!!!

Dazai: Hmm?

Fyodor: Hi everybody, I'm your host, Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

Dazai: OK HOLD UP. STOP. RIGHT. THERE.

Fyodor: What's the problem?

Dazai: Exactly what?

Fyodor: Exactly what what?

Dazai: Ooohhh, life counseling.

Fyodor: Thank you for your prompt understanding, due to our high levels of intelligence, we have the unique ability to read each other's minds. Although, because of that, we are not able to provide life counseling to other people, unless they have our level of intelligence that is. Which is why we'll use this opportunity to discuss life's troubles with each other.

Dazai: Sure! You go first.

Fyodor: All right, my subordinates just wait on my instructions and lack their own initiative. How might I get them to become more autonomous and effective without me?

Dazai: Just sit around all day and stop giving out instructions. Some of them will realize things will have to change and take it upon themselves to act.

Fyodor: Very good advice...

Dazai: OKII Mah turnnn :33

Fyodor: Go ahead...

Dazai: The waitress at my favorite cafe won't respond to my romantic advances, how can I get her to accept me?

Fyodor: Initiate a way for her to lose her job and trick her into family into disowning her. That ought to convince her to turn to you under desperation.

Dazai: How I get you

Both: *Starts laughing uncontrollably*