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[The sence starts with Blitza and the crew driving their new black van that Nathan got them for Christmas along the street.]

Blitza: I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] 🎵 You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! 🎵

[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitza, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles, Nathan is sitting in the back with his head down getting really annoyed with the song.]

Nathan: Ughhh, when is this song going to be over!?

Blitza: 🎵 Fieeeendin' for that semen when I cough your stare...🎵

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitza: 🎵 Thoooought it might be love, but you went--🎵

[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitza: Unholy shit, fu-

[Blitza slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitza turns off the radio and glares atbthe person in the pink car.]

[She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]

Blitza: Oh, you "sucks for life", do ya?!

[Blitza pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitza: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!

[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitza lowers the megaphone, shocked.]

Blitza: Oh, Shit! Verosika!

[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]

Verosika: Blitza

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Verosika: Blitza.

Blitza: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...

[Blitza falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]

Blitza:... three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known it was you when I heared the Amber Alerts.

Blitza: Oh, Yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

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