[The sence starts with Blitza and the crew driving their new black van that Nathan got them for Christmas along the street.]
Blitza: I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] 🎵 You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! 🎵
[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitza, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles, Nathan is sitting in the back with his head down getting really annoyed with the song.]
Nathan: Ughhh, when is this song going to be over!?
Blitza: 🎵 Fieeeendin' for that semen when I cough your stare...🎵
[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]
Blitza: 🎵 Thoooought it might be love, but you went--🎵
[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
Blitza: Unholy shit, fu-
[Blitza slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitza turns off the radio and glares atbthe person in the pink car.]
[She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]
Blitza: Oh, you "sucks for life", do ya?!
[Blitza pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
Blitza: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!
[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitza lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
Blitza: Oh, Shit! Verosika!
[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
Verosika: Blitza.Blitza: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...
[Blitza falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
Blitza:... three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known it was you when I heared the Amber Alerts.
Blitza: Oh, Yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
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Helluva Boss: Nathan X Helluva Boss
RandomA hellhound named Nathan joins the I.M.P crew to help killed those who screwed over people in the living world and got blamed for it and are trapped in hell.