Aj: well I'm going for a ride the Da Klub in Atlanta, Georgia. Helen please watch my kids for me.
Helen: sure thing sweet muffin!
Aj Styles heads to Da Klub in Atlanta ,Georgia on his Hartley.
Aj: boy I need to get out.
Aj Styles heads into Da Klub. And a woman about 48 followed Aj into Da Klub.
Aj: can I help you?
Woman: hi I'm Cindy Donald!
Aj: yeah and?
Cindy: I was wondering if you would like to go the apartment above Da Klub with me sugar?
Aj: no thanks.
Cindy: you don't know what your missing.
Aj: what like you.
Cindy: well my 28 year old and 18 year old daughters are up there too.
Aj: no thanks I'll pass.
Cindy: how could you pass that up?
Aj: I don't want to take advantage of a lady and her 2 daughters that's what I'm passing up.
Cindy: silly Allen.
Aj: how do you know my real name?
Cindy: Ashlie Bezos posted it on Instagram with a sexy picture of you in a cage on her dad's yalt.
Aj: oh really?
Cindy: yes.
All of the sudden Samoa Joe and General Walter from Russia show up at Da Klub.
Samoa Joe: Aj Styles!
General Walter: come over here please Aj Styles sir!
They were sitting in a nearby booth. And Ashlie Bezos was sitting with them.
Ashlie: now Aj!
Aj: um ok.
Samoa Joe: sit beside Ashlie now or I'll shoot you Aj!
Aj: fine.
Ashlie: why wouldn't you go upstairs with that nice lady Cindy and her 2 daughters?
Aj: because one of them was only 18.
Ashlie: well I guess you'd rather me than 3 other women then.
Aj: no I just sitting next to you because Samoa Joe was about to expose my secret of being an alien.
Ashlie: your an alien?
Aj: why else would I have wings?
Ashlie: I thought you were special.
All of the sudden a girl named Desiree was listening to their conversation the whole time.
Desiree: so your an alien Aj?
Aj: uh yeah.
Then she sits in Aj's lap.
Desiree: would you please abduct me I'm ready for abduction!
Aj: uh what?
Ashlie: boys get her off him and shoot her out back she's just a junkie.
Aj: no!
All of this sudden Aj Styles ripped his shirt off. And his wings came out and he wrapped them around Desiree while she was in his lap.
Aj: don't kill her!
Desiree: Aj it's fine she's right I'm just a junkie going nowhere.
Aj: you want to be abducted right?
