wut da freak

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(zora (da mane love inchrest) is a lesbian so y/n will b a women... sry if ur not a women)

too guys named stink n stonk wawked out of a truck 🛻🛻 and they bof seed a gurl walkin around da streets 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

they sayed 'omg guys com lookey heer' and da bac doors to da truck 🛻🛻🛻🛻 (pretend da piccy has more den won door) openet
and rick
and naven
and yoomtah
and howie
and howdy (morning)
and lorelai
and martin
and calliope
and bugsy
and arnold
and ramsey
and percy
and sylvie
and mera
and indus
and trixie
and feenie
and giovanni
awl got out of da truck 🛻🛻🛻🛻

'do u guys see dat' stonk sayed and martin looket at da gurl (so did awl of the others)

'GYATTTTTT DAYUM' martin screemed 'LOOK AT DAT ASS' he sayed to da gurl 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 martin wuz baffled

ramsey looket at martin 'shut up' he sayed 'or else im pullin out mah goldbricker' 😏😏😏

'wuts a goldbricker' 🧐🧐 martin asket

'u dont want to no' sayed ramsey 'bc its to bricked for u' he addet 'and to gold' 🫦🫦🫦

'WHO SAYED GYATTT DAYUM' yeled a secont gurl and martin got obuliturated 😮‍💨😮‍💨 'bitchass motherfuckin loser' she sayed

'oh my lawd is dat u zora' ramsey sayed 'YEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW' zora sayed back with hur fierce cowboy 🤠🤠🤠🤠 accent

'aww tank u so much...' y/n waked ovur, finally, wonce she seed dat martin was conked out 'zora, wuz it?' 😘😘

zora looket at y/n and glared 'yus me name is zora. who r u' her cowboy 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 accent wuz fierce again

y/n squermed 'ooooooooh i luv ur accent' she sayed 😘😘 and zora blonked 'ermm wait com ovur heer' so y/n agreed and her big blue (sry if ur ey color is diff) 🔵🔵 orbs looket at zora

'we hav to wait for dose lewsurs to leeve' zora sayed and she looket while stink and stonk
and rick
and naven
and yoomtah
and howie
and howdy (morning)
and lorelai 
and calliope
and bugsy
and arnold
and ramsey
and percy
and sylvie
and mera
and indus
and trixie
and feenie
and giovanni
awl got back into da truck 🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻 'honk honk' sayed stonk as dey drove awf and left martin be hind 👎👎

'gyatt dayum ur mom hahahahahaha' sayed y/n and she bloo rasberries 🫐 at martin who may or may not be alive 😈😈😈

'ok so wut did u want to say zora'🧐🧐🧐🧐 y/n asket and da cowgurl looket at her 'ok so dis is rly hard for me'

'just like im hard for u'

...

'sry keep going'

'ok anyway i hav a seekret' 🤫🤫🤫🤫 zora sayed 'ye heer mah cunty' she shaked her hed 'sry country* (i mispellt) accent, raght' zora asket 🫨

y/n sayed what the fuck is this font (sry had a lil mishap ignore dat) 😕😕

y/n sayed 'yeh, i luv ur accent'* she blonked her big blu orbs 🔵🔵 'y do u want to no' and zora sied

'ello mate... pip pip cheerio' 🇬🇧 she singed 'Y IS UR ACCENT DIFFRENT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯' screemed y/n 'wut da freak' she sayed

zora swong a necklus around 'im a brit... 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 but i identify as a cowgurl' 🤠🤠 she sayed and sayed 'yeehaw' sadly b4 she explayened 'dis necklase changes my voise'

'dats ok' y/n sayed 'pls put da necklus back on doh' she asket 😘😘 'i luv ur cowgurl accent even if ur a brit' and zora sayed 'thx'

zora put da necklace bak on 'dis is why i stole it hahahah 😅😅😅' y/n sayed 'omg thats so hot of u 😍😍😍😍😍'

da too lesbians made out and den dey were very happy for da rest of their lives 👰‍♀️👰‍♀️

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 02 ⏰

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