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𝓦𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽🥀

It was bright and early in the morning—9:30 to be exact, and Shikamaru decided that it would be nice to cook up some breakfast for himself and his girlfriend. After checking his phone for any important messages and gently kissing Y/n on the cheek, he headed towards the kitchen to whip up their first meal of the day.

Y/n had just got back from a mission yesterday night and decided to spend at night at her boyfriend's place, cause why not? Shikamaru knows Y/n doesn't eat much when she's out on her assigned mission, which he constantly scolds her for, so they end up doing some late-night shopping to make a quick and easy dinner.

"I think tacos would be nice..what do you think?" Shikamaru asked as he looked around the store.

"Yeah, that's cool." Y/n shrugged. "I could go for some tacos"

The couple walked around picking up ingredients and condiments that they'd need to make their planned meal. Y/n often wandered off causing Shikamaru to awkwardly whisper-shout her name. The girl eventually comes back but not without something from a different aisle in hand.

"Can you stop doing that!" Shikamaru said grabbing his girl's hand.

"Sorryyy" the girl smiled sheepishly at her boyfriend while putting a can of hair spray in the small basket.

When the couple got home that night, they enjoyed their late-night meal while talking about some of the crazy experiences that they had during past missions. Soon after, Y/n was sound asleep in Shikamaru's bed. Shikamaru stayed up a little bit after just to clean up and put away the rest of the groceries.

Now it was the morning and Shikamaru was cooking pancakes and bacon with a bowl of Y/n's fruit. The movement in the kitchen eventually woke Y/n up. She walked into the kitchen with a small smile on her face as she watched her lovely boyfriend stand shirtless over the stove.

" Don't let the oil pop on you—that junk gon' hurt" she said sitting down at the table.

"Good morning to you too" the boy said laughing to himself

"Good morning, Shika."

Shikamaru sat the plate of food in front of Y/n, giving her a small kiss on the forehead before sitting down next to her with his plate.

"Oh- there's a bowl of fruit in the fridge if you want some"

"Mmm Thankyou" Y/n said happily walking over to
the fridge to grab the fruit.

Shikamaru wasted no time to dig into his breakfast. He took a bite of the bacon and questionably hummed to himself.

"Hm." The boy said chewing slowly

"What? Something wrong with it?" Y/n said placing a piece of the pancake in her mouth.

" Ummm-"

"Don't tell me you gave me bad bacon."

"Nah nah..I just bought this but it do taste..weird." Shikamaru said inspecting the piece of meat. "Maybe it's that new oil I used...I think that's what I'm tasting"

"What oil did you use?" The girl asked as she poked the pieces of bacon with her fork—low-key wanting to know what Shikamaru was tasting.

"This one." Shikamaru said I he slid the can of oil into Y/n's vision.

As soon as she laid eyes on it, her jaw slightly dropped. "Bruh. No you didn't" Y/n started to suppress a laugh.

"What..? Is that a bad brand of oil or something? You put it in the basket anyway.."

"Did you use this on the pancakes too??"

"No..used butter"

"Oh my gosh, Shikamaru! This is hair spray!!!"

"Wha- but it literally says Olive Oil right here!! In big bold letters!"

"Did you not read what was in the rest of the can, dumb dumb??" Y/n said through laughs. "It clearly says hair spray at the bottoms.."

"Now why would they write that part small...I thought it was just some extra n' pointless information that they put on the cans."

"Well obviously it's not pointless cause of people like you" the girl said laughing. "Imma clown you for the rest of your life about this!"

"Please don't.." the boy said sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment.

Y/n will never let him forget this. Ever.

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I just saw a TikTok on something similar to this and I just know something like this would happen to Shikamaru when he's dating a black girl 💀