Stan: @Wendy
Wendy: Huh
Stan: What in the name of ever living god
Wendy: ???
Stan: WHAT IS THE LINK YOU SENT ME
Wendy: Oh wait you clicked on it
Stan: YES TF I DID
Wendy: 😰
Stan: I don't want to hear that thanks
Wendy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWFAhlOlrg
Stan: 💀😰
Kenny: What's the link
Wendy: 😘
Kenny: ??
Kenny: I'm clicking it
Wendy: 🤪🤪🤪
Kenny: ...
Kenny: 1 hour
Kenny: Of "GOOFY AHH"
Kenny: SOUND EFFECTS
Wendy: 😘😘😘
Kyle: What the hell 🤩
Kyle: Stan please don't
Kyle: Noooooo 😭😭
Wendy: 🤨
Kyle: He's put it full blast and he's hitting his head against my desk 😐
Kyle: Be glad we're the only ones here Marsh
Kenny: Ayo
Kyle: Don't
Stan: Kms
Kyle: Stan
Kyle: STOPPPPP
Kyle: BRUHHHHHH
Wendy: ????
Kyle: HES LITERALLY HANGING OUT THE WINDOW
Kenny: What 🤩
Kenny: Where tf did they go 😰😰
Stan: Suicide attempt foiled 😩
Kyle: You're a fucking idiot
Stan: I know 🤨
Kenny: God guys stop making out 🙄🤚
Wendy: Fr
Kyle: I'm not making out with an illiterate dumbass who tried to throw himself out the window because one of his friends sent him the link to an hour of goofy ahh sounds which by the way were actually kinda funny.
Wendy: Thank you I do try 😇😇😇
Stan: I'm literate Wtf are you in about
Kenny: I'm literate 🤓☝️
Kyle: 💀💀
Stan: Why are you tormenting me like this
Kenny: Idk man cuz it's funny and Cartman's still grounded
Kyle: Oh yah I forgot about that
Kyle: What did he even do
Kenny: Idk he never said
Butters: He almost blew up his cat
Kenny: WHAT
Kyle: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Stan: Where did you come from 😨
Butters: Oh, I've just been reading the messages for a while, they're quite funny XD
Stan: Blud really said "XD"
Kenny: Stan I'd stop right there if I were you
Stan: Nah bro cuz like who says XD anymore
Butters: I do!
Stan: 😐
Kyle: Stan
Stan: ?
Kyle: You broke the unspoken rule
Stan: What
Kenny: "Section 5, Paragraph 4: There shall be no slander made against the individuals who the council labels as 'Pookie', anyone who breaks this rule will be prosecuted on site."
Stan: Who tf is the council
Kyle: Me, @Kenny @Wendy @Craig @Tolkien @Bebe
Wendy: Oh Stan..
Craig: Buddy done fucked up 😙🤚
Tolkien: Nahhhh ain't no way
Bebe: stan you in for it
Kenny: Please welcome our council 😙😙😙
Kyle: My fellow council members, the absolute CRIMINAL is at my residence, please escort yourself to my location.
Stan: What tf is going on
Stan: BROOOO WTF WHY YALL HERE WTFFFFF
Butters: Uhm...
Butters: Guys?
Butters: It's been 10 minutes now...
Butters: 😰
Tweek: CARIG WHRE DDI YOU GO
Tweek: GET YI UR ASS BACK HEREW
Craig: Sorry honey I'm heading back now 😊😊
Butters: What did you do to Stan..?
Craig: He ain't got no more duolingo streak that's all imma say.
Butters: ...??
Kenny: We deleted all the games on his phone
Stan: I HAD A 142 DAY STREAK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
Tolkien: For future reference, Wendy will post the list of 'Pookies' and more info on the list below. 👇
Wendy: Butters, Tweek, Clyde and Scott are the current Pookies, this list is subject to change, however, this list will only grow, if an individual is selected as a Pookie, then they remain on that list.
Stan: Tf did you all turn into lawyers for 😅
Kyle: You broke the rule, you pay the price.
Stan: Bruhhh
Stan: Duolingo finna kill me 😰😰