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masturbation station

Dedicated to ChroniclesOfMuke because were muke af.

*unedited because I'm lazy

I woke up to an annoying alarm and even more annoying morning wood. I groan as I watch my alarm go off. It's currently 6:50 am and school starts in an hour. Being the lazy shit I am, I decide to sleep in. I am rudely awakened by something poking at my lower region. I lazily stick my hand in my underwear and palm myself ever so lightly. I haven't had any action in like about....forever. Yes, I Luke Hemmings am a 17 year old virgin. I immediately stop myself when I hear steps outside my bedroom door, leaving myself with an awkward boner.

"Luke, honey time for school." I hear my mum call out.

I hesitantly pull my hand out of my underwear, and make my way to the bathroom to wash my hands. I take a quick shower to relieve myself before going to hell a.k.a school. Great, I have to deal with massive idiots and bullies. The only reason I actually liked school was because I got to see Callie the love of my life, and Ashton my best mate. Ashton has been my best mate since 2nd grade, we met after we got in trouble for calling Calum Asian.

"Lucas, you're going to be late!" My mum cries out for the third time.

I jump out of the shower and wrap a towel around my skinny waist. I quickly dress myself in black skinny jeans and a ptv band tee and my black vans. It's currently 7:40 and school starts in 10 minutes, holy shit! I grab my bag and run out the front door not even stopping to eat my cheese toastie. It was in these moments that I thanked my parents for giving me long noodle legs. I arrive 4 minutes late, I would have arrived earlier if I hadn't tripped twice. ( dang it girrafe legs) I'm late, I'm always too late. I walk up the stairs and enter the front office.

"Why are you late Leo Highway?!" Ms. Fuentes barks at me.

"It's Luke Hemmings, and I'm late because I was a bit caught up in the shower," I then mentally facepalm myself for saying that.

"Look, Larry I don't need to know about your personal needs." Ms. Fuentes practically screams at me. (She ships Larry wooo)

"My name's Luke," I mumble quietly.

"Listen here Louis, you've got lunch detention."

"O-okay," I squeak.

"What are you still doing here? Get back to class Liam."

I shuffle out as fast as I can only to to collide with a muscular body. I look up at the person and nearly scream.

"Mi-michael?"

"Oh, hey princess." He smirks.

YAY MUKE MEETS. Hey guys, hope you guys are enjoying this so far. You know what to do comment/vote. In order for me to update I need to get at least 5 votes on this. PLEASE DON'T BE A SILENT READER I BEG OF YOU.

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