Stan
Heartbroken. Nothing else matters.
Kyle
A total passive aggressive. Deep down crying, shows like he doesn't care.
Kenny
Tries to make you jealous
Cartman
Tries to embarrass you and the other person out of jealousy but only embarrasses himself.
Craig
Sad but doesn't show it. Makes up scenarios in his head on how to get you to love him
Tweek
Tries to play it cool but breaks eventually
Tolkien
Tries to ignore his feelings but his facial expressions don't
Clyde
Cries then tries to win you over
Wendy
Sends signals slyly to show that SHE wants you
Bebe
Straight up flirts with you
Nichole
Acts like she's happy for you but is hardcore wishing you soon fall out of love with them
Red
Tries to change your mind, saying you deserve better and they don't deserve you
Damien
Straight out confesses he loves you and that you're making the wrong choice loving them.
Pip
Acts happy for you but is devastated
Mole
Totally petty about it
Gregory
Fake nice about it all, hates every second you speak about them or talk to them.
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South Park Preferences (Book Three)
FanfictionStan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman Craig, Tweek, Tolkien, Clyde Wendy, Bebe, Nichole, Red Damien, Pip, Mole, Gregory writing as a female reader, but feel free to change in your mind when reading <3
