Stuff (Mostly Scaramouche Smut)

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This isn't smut im too lazy to write anything

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"Where's the earring?"
Childe asked, stressed out.

"It's literally on your ear."

"No, I had two."

"... No you didn't. You've had only one for as long as I can remember."
Y

ou raised a brow.

"No, I definitely had the two of them... Oh god... Where is it..."

Childe kept throwing things around trying to find it, but of course to no avail.

He put his hands on his head, spinning around everywhere in a panick.

"If you actually didn't know you only had one for like years then you're never finding that back. Why don't you just buy new ones?"

"No."
H

e said sternly.

"Okay... You're on your own."

"Please help me find it."

You shook your head.

"Please please please please? Please Y/n, I really need to find that earring."

"It's probably in Snezhnaya deep in snow, no amount of help is getting that back."

Childe sighed at your response, pinching between his eyebrows as he sat down on a stool.

"So you haven't seen it at all?"

"Yeah I totally have, it's up my ass."
You replied.

"What? How'd it get there?"

"I was being sarcastic oh my god."
You looked at him, genuinely concerned about his stupidity.

Childe leaned back, falling off since he forgot the stool didn't have a backrest.

"Oh, here it is."
He picked up an earring.

"You found it?"
You asked, surprised.

"Yeah. It's Zhongli's."
He waved it up in the air.

"You said you were looking for your earring... Plus why do you even have that?"

"I said where is THE earring. Also, that last part is none of your business. I'm gonna give this back to him. You should come with me, comrade."
He smiled at you warmly.

You didn't go lmao

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my disc acc got disabled zude 😞😞