Percy: A Rhino Ballerina Crashes My Date

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My day started out normal, well as normal as it can be when you're a demigod, I woke up to Mrs.O, Learoy licking my face. If you didn't know, Mrs.O, Learoy is my pet hellhound. You might be thinking, "Percy, it must be awesome to be a demigod and have a pet from the Underworld." Well, my dear fans, it can be dangerous and mostly leads to you getting killed. But, it's also the best thing in the world (except for the hellhound slobber ,yuck). So as I was saying, I awoke with a jolt and started to wipe the dripping spit off my face. I grabbed Mrs.O, Learoy's favorite chew toy and tried to coax her out of my cabin. She eagerly chased after the squeaky toy that looks like Chiron through camp. She knocked down two new campers while the others got out of her way, knowing that Mrs.O, Learoy stops for no one. I jogged down to the Poseidon table for breakfast. My girlfriend Annabeth, was making her way towards me. Technically campers can't sit with people who don't have the same godly parent as them, but Chiron turns a blind eye when it comes to Annabeth and me.

A little while after a filling breakfast of pancakes (mine were blue ), I made my way to Thalia's pine tree which is the border to Camp-Halfblood to meet with Annabeth. Today is our 2.5 year anniversary, so I planned something special for the two of us. We called a New York cab to take us to Central Park where I had set up a picnic on a blue blanket and packed a basket full of snacks. I walked over with Annabeth while covering her eyes.

"Seaweed Brain, what's so important that you had to-," she was cut short by me taking off the blindfold and revealing the date I had set up for us. She was at a loss for words ,so she kissed me to show how much she liked it.

"Happy anniversary Wise Girl," I told her as I pulled her in for a hug.

"Thanks Seaweed Brain," She replied with a quick peck to my cheek.

We sat down, started eating, talking, and soon enough we were rolling on the floor in laughter after I told her a joke about two chimeras and some kiwis. But our date was cut short by the sound of car alarms and what sounded like a giant rabid raccoon . Then it turned the corner and I think I saw a rhino wearing a tutu and had a very scared looking cat dangling from his horn. So naturally, Annabeth grabbed her dagger from her belt and I uncapped Riptide, ready to fight the creature who was now preforming part of Swan Lake.

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OK, Hi. This is my first fanfiction, so it might be bad. I'll try to post every other day.

Thank you for reading this and sorry for any mistakes :)

Love y'all

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