Zodiac Signs

The signs at a sleepover

Gemini: "Come on people let's go TP that bitches house over there."

Capricorn: "No, that's illegal and I'm not risking ruining my future."

Aries: "Calm your tits, Cap. I'm all for that idea."

Pisces: *tearfully* but...but I don't wanna cause anyone trouble!"

Aquarius: *gazes out the window like they're in a music video* "Calm down, nothing will ha- LOOK AT THOSE FLASHING LIGHTS!! ALIENS!! ALIENS!!"

Scorpio: "Shut up before I stab you."

Aquarius: "Screw you, Scorp."

Scorpio: "Anytime, babe." *winks*

Cancer: ".........anyways."

Taurus: "Why can't we just watch a nice movie?"

Leo: "Ooh, I know! Let's watch Mean Girls!"

Libra: "I second that!"

Sagittarius: "Whatever y'all want, I'm running out and stealing a stop sign."

Virgo: "But that's illegal!"

Aquarius: "C'mon, let's go Sag."

*Sag and Aqua run out*

*30 minutes later*

Libra: "Oh, look at Gretchen's outfit!"

Leo: "It's on fleek."

Virgo and Capricorn: *is bailing Sag and Aqua out of jail*

Gemini and Aries: *TP'ing houses*

Pisces: *smoking weed outside*

Cancer: *through tears* "Pisces, stop! It's bad for you!"

*Meanwhile, Scorpio and Taurus have disappeared into a bedroom*

Libra: *shouts at them* "USE PROTECTION!!!"