[Daiko at work]
Daiko (GT): *sighs as he sat at his desk and looked at the clock* This day is slow...I wanna go home already...
Co-worker: You're telling me. *spins in his chair* Go home, watch the game, eat good food, then pass out on my bed after drinking too much.
Daiko (GT): *blinks a few times* Yeah...that sounds great, Hiro.
Hiro: Let me guess. *leans towards him* You don't drink?
Daiko (GT): I think the term is non-alcoholic. Besides, I tried drinking. It tastes bad.
Hiro: *chuckles as he kicks his feet up on his desk* Drinking those beverages isn't for the taste. It's for its effects.
Daiko (GT): Effects eh? I've seen those effects. Not a fan of feeling like crap the next morning.
CEO: Hiro! Daiko! Enough goofing around. Get back to work, pronto!
Hiro: *sits upright and gets back to work* Yes ma'am!
CEO: *turns towards Daiko*
Daiko (GT): Hm? *realizes* Oh. Yes uh...ma'am?
CEO: *sighs as she walks away* Fifteen years and still no respect from everyone...
Daiko (GT): *watches her walk away* ...but her name isn't ma'am.
Hiro: *sighs* Dude, I thought I already told you. You still have to call her that.
Daiko (GT): I already address someone as ma'am. Why do I need to address her that? She's not stronger than me.
Hiro: ...what?
Daiko (GT): Uhh...I mean... *stands up* I'm gonna go get some ink for the printer.
Co-worker: *from a distance* Thank you!
Daiko (GT): *under his breath* Gotta remember I'm human in HERE and saiyan out THERE. *sighs* Why does this have to be complicated—? *turns on the light as his eyes widen a bit* ...
Couple: *were covered in sweat as one was on top of the other* ...
Daiko (GT): ...I'm just uh... *grabs the ink* here for this...bye. *turns off the lights and closes the door as he goes back to his desk*
Hiro: You okay? Your face is all red.
Daiko (GT): ...I don't want to talk about it...
Hiro: Hm? *watches two people come out from where Daiko went as they both go to their desks in a hurry* ...oh shit! *begins to laugh* You're telling me that Akira and Ami had—!
Daiko (GT): !! *panicked as he knocks him out*
Hiro: Ow... *his head bangs on his desk*
Daiko (GT): Damn it! *sits him up right as he puts sunglasses over his eyes* Phew! *looked at the clock as everyone got ready to leave* ...shit. Come on buddy. *picks him up and out of the building* How do I get this guy home?
Ami: I'll help you out this time. *tosses him a smelling salt*
Daiko (GT): *catches it* The heck is this?
Ami: Snap it and hold it up to his nose and he'll wake up.
Daiko (GT): Thanks Ami.
Ami: *clears her throat* Hey, this is to keep you quiet about...me and Akira.
Daiko (GT): Sure, no problem. *snaps the smelling salt and held it up against Hiro's nose*
Hiro: Wow! *gets off of Daiko* That stuff's strong! *gets teary eyed* Wooh!
Ami: Listen Hiro. Don't tell anyone about me and Akira okay?
Hiro: What about you two?
Ami: Never mind then. See you guys Monday. *gets in her car*
Hiro: Later. Need a ride Daiko?
Daiko (GT): No thanks. I walk.
Hiro: Still? You're a bit weird man. *gets in his car* See Monday then!
Daiko (GT): *nods as he walks a good distance before flying home* Finally. Thought I'd never go home. *opens up the door and walks in*
Daika (GT): Hey Daiko. *hugs him* How was work?
Daiko (GT): *hugs her back before separating* Eventful. Found two people sweaty and on top of each other.
Kumara (GT): Wow, just said that right there huh?
Sorrel (GT): Were they wrestling in the dark?
Jakuna (GT): They were...yes. Wrestling.
Daiko (GT): ...they must've been desperate to do that in a professional environment.
Sorra (GT): Are they gonna get fired?
Daiko (GT): Beats me. What's there to eat?
Daika (GT): Steak.
Daiko (GT): Yes!