Rosh VS Luis Btw........THE FUCK LUIS!

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Sam: rules are simple. You both have individual Time to answer. Answer correctly you get a point you don't YOU ARE A PANTSIE AND YOU GET NOTHING! Ready?

(During like half an hour they started talking about unicorns ignoring me and I bailed on the convo)

Rosh: WE'RE READY SAM HURRY UP!

Luis: SHE RAGE QUIT

Scotty: so her!

Sam: Fuck You All! JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTIONS! Number 1 What is the mistical believe about the memory of a goldfish?

Luis: CHUCK NORRIS! FISH PORN!

Rosh: uhm....that it has a golden memory? Ba dum tss!

Sam: No that it has a memory of only 3 seconds you idiots!

Luis: I KNEW THAT!

Scotty: I knew dat!

Rosh: I didn't........

Sam: Ha

Scotty: I didn't answer cause I was letting the others brake.

Sam: and because you cant!

Sam: question 2! Where do cows have their sweat glands?

Luis: THEIR SEXY UDDERS

Rosh: the milk maker thingy........?

Sam: No! THEIR NOSES!

Luis: SEXY UDDERS

Rosh: Eew. So sweat is like buggers to cows? Poor cows

Scotty: we have a badass she knows more about cows than what she knows about water!

Luis: BURN!

Sam: FUCK YOU ALL! Ok. What was Walt Disney afraid of?

Luis: .....

Rosh: Being sued..... Luis is lost

Me: The bastard! Scotty you answer than!

Scotty: Ok! That universal was gonna be more famous than Disney.

Luis: ILLUMINATI!

Sam: No! OF MICE PEOPPLE MICE!

Luis: MORKY MAUS

Rosh: Mice? That stupid!

Sam: Question number 3

Luis: Nope!

Rosh: #4

Scotty: idiot!

Sam: Ups! Number 4! What was the first planet to ever be seen from a telescope?

Scotty: Mercury

Rosh: Jupiter cause it's a big ball ;)

Sam: No........it was Uranus......

Luis: LEMME ANSWER DAMMIT!

Sam: ok!

Luis: URANUS!

Sam: Number five stupid!

Scotty: you bitch!

Luis: slut

Rosh: YOU SAW THE ANSEER YOU CHEATER!

Sam: idiots........is it illegal to catch a mause? if yes where.

Rosh: No

Scotty: No

Luis: YES. in some caunties cause mause a peopple tu!

Sam: Luis is right and is Ohio if you have no hinting license. FIRST POINTS TO THE DUDES!

Luis: Yeah! high five!

Rosh: WHAT NO NO NO NONONO!

Luis: SCOTTY AND ME GOOD BOY PRUTO!

Rosh: I'm alone

Sam: Next QUESTION

Rosh: HMK

Luis: MK14

Sam: What is a group of Unicorns known as?

Luis: A HAREM! A WHOREHOUSE!

Rosh: Unicornnassourrssrex!

Luis: A FANTASY!

Rosh: A DREAM! Rainbow?

Sam: NOPE! A BLESSING!

Luis:(He sends a pic that says I'M A FUCKING UNICORN) HERD!

Rosh: I COUKD NOT AGREE MORE! I WANT UNICORN!

Sam: Next! What is a group of Ravens known as?

Rosh: Raven? Raven...claw....

Sam: Luis answer or I'll give the answer

Luis: NO

Rosh: A SWAMP!

Luis: I'M THINKING!

Sam: think faster man!

Luis:(about 10 mins later) A murder!

Sam: YES! POINTS FOR THE DUDES! Rosh you're making us look bad crank up girl!

Luis: is crows nor ravens

Sam: Who cares?! I sure don't!

Rosh: What? A murder? Da Fuck?

Luis: NEXT

Rosh: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!

Sam: Next questions peopple! How much does the earth weight?

Rosh: I know! A LOT!

Sam: Number Rosh. Luis I swear to god you goggle or searxh for it I'll beat you up and give the points to the girls!

Rosh:he's goggling! that is not fair!

Luis: I ain't Googling I know this!

me: then answer fast!

Luis: I KNOW THIS, I GOT BOOKS!

Rosh: YOU CANT SEARCH IT!

Me: Rosh is right!

Luis: IMMA GIVE RANDOM NUMBAS! 5.9736x1024kgPLUS FIVE!

Rosh:....... (starts to rondomly lol)

Sam: No! is 5, 588, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 Tons!

Luis: I AM RIGHT DO THE MATHIM FUCKING RIGHT!

Rosh: I got it right I said a lot...

Luis: Now im leaving with Scotty XBOX HERE I COME!

Sam: adios!

Rosh: ba bay!

We did rhrew kik cause where that awesome! ok so this is part one of trivia game. next is part two Paula VS.....I have ni idea yet.........

I hope she wins tho. the girls sooo need me!

SCORE SO FAR!

Boys: 2

Girls: 0

And that's it for this chapter of Girls vs Boys. I hipe you enjoyed it!

with crazy nerdy love...

---SAM!

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