I woke up not remembering where I was. My plane just landed! I jump up in excitement realizing i made it to West Vagina. As I get off my plane and get all my luggage. I text my best friend, Silly Steve, telling him I've arrived. When I see him I almost burst into tears! I haven't seen him and his wet willy in ages!! He immediately pulled out and came everywhere. (Pulled his phone out of the car and ran around everywhere) Silly steve looked so different from when i last saw him.
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(Silly steve) Silly steve asked if i wanted to go to walmart, i didnt know what it was but i said sure. Walmart was anything i could imagine! It was the best place Ive ever been to. I immediately set my eyes on the most attractive thing ever. "Pepsi zero? Whats that? It makes me thirstyyyy. Silly steve will you please buy it for meeeee?" I say. "Period queen slay sugar bug jk its zero sugar but yeah sure bestie queen baka" says silly steve. "I could fuck you in the ass right now, im actually about to bust." I say. We go to check out and all i can think of is that it would make the perfect dildo.
