Pepsi zero x reader

Pt. 2

SMUT ⚠️ 😬

I grab the lube from under my bed and slather it on...
Silly steve takes the bottle and shoves it up my voluptuous hairy lady region. "YAAAASSSS DADDY THE PEPSI IS SPARKLING IN MY INSIDEs" i take it out and take my first sip of pepsi zero ever. I IMMEDIATELY CAME ORGASM BAUTT IM IN LOVE. "Im taking a sip out of you honey bunchkins" gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp its gone. The pepsi bottle started talking "y/n your lady private part tastes so bad like go get a fucking wax and stop putting me in your hole." "BITCH WANNA FIGHT!!!"
I took the pepsi bottle and started hitting it but all silly steve said was "y/n you look stupid." I then realized i was punching a pepsi bottle and stopped "oh yeah, it cant do anything to me🙄" "try me bro" next thing i know im getting sprayed in the face with what i thought was pepsi zero but it was just silly steves cum. "Silly steve we talked about this! You cant do that so early!!" I argue. "Im sorry ur just so hot" he says with what he thinks are puppy dog eyes but he really looks like a stupid monkey eating graped. Yes he was eating grapes but i dont know why. I turn back to the pepsi and i for real got sprayed in the face with pepsi zero. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG"
Then next thing i know im in a fucking grave. "Why the fuck am i six feet under with my grandma?!" Then i hear it..... "hehehehe" pepsi zero laughing cold heartedly from above. But I notice silly steve laying next to me. "Wanna date?" He says. "Sure bae!" Then we made love on top of my dead grandma shelly.

THE END