Chapter 1: Joe walked into a room. He was bored and he had to pee. So he went to the bathroom and peed. Then he walked out and saw Martha Stewart there for some reason.
Chapter 2: A few minutes earlier Martha Stewart walked into a room thinking it was mcdonalds.
Chapter 3: Martha said hi and said can we bang and Joe said ok. So for 20 minutes they went: up and down, up and down, up and down, and down and up again.
Chapter 4: Martha said after playtime was finished I have to go Assassinate Hitler with a souffle and then the real adventure could begin
Chapter 5: Now they war in ww2 Joe and Martha walked into Hitler ' s bedroom but as it turned out he was in an orgy with a Mussolini and al qaeda since they could time travel.
Chapter 6: Martha whipped out her souffle that turned into Godzilla with a Harry Potter spell killing everyone thus ending World War 2.
Chapter 7: Martha and Joe went back to the future but as it turned out Martha was supreme overlord. Martha said how do you like me now to Joe? Joe was like eh Nicki Minaj was better two minutes later Nicki Minaj died. Joe said ok ur better now.
Martha was like how about some playtime so Joe whipped it out and used a Harry Potter spell to grow it to 30 inches and put on a lord of the rings DVD and they went up and down for the rest of their days. Except they didnt.
Chapter 8: All of the sudden playtime was interrupted when the space police came in to Arrest Martha. Martha asked why? And the space police said for alternate universe masturbation. When she asked how, the space police replied Joe is the male version of you from a alternate universe.
Chapter 9: Martha was in jail and Joe was still stunned about the alternate universe masturbation. Joe wandered the streets wondering what to do. He longed for Martha but also wanted some pie. So he decided to go get some pie. Joe went to the pie shop and ate. But at the pie shop he saw a weird monster. It was Godzilla with a Hitler mustache. Joe realized before him and Martha went back to the present. Godzilla must have fucked Hitler making this mustached Godzilla their descendent. Joe walked up to the monster and told him everything. He asked for help to which the monster said I'm a descendent of Ron from Harry Potter so he gave Joe a shotgun and cast the time travel spell and put Joe back in to ww2. Joe went shot the old Martha and joe. And went back to his time.
Chapter 10: Joe was back in his room he still missed Martha and then he looked up and saw Nicki Minaj was in the room. Joe walked up told her his idea of a fun time. And she replied yes. So Joe and Nicki went to the Hitler ' orgy. Thus making Mustached Godzilla now longer exist and causing world war 3. Joe then said "Its's better than you Martha".
