Camera starts recording and tamari is sitting on his bed alone in his room on his family's camera.
"Alright, lets do this one last time. My name is Tamari 'Battery Burns' Khalid. I live in Iraq in the year 2112. And for [REDACTED] years I've been Baghdad's one and only Tamari Battery Burns. I travelled the world to get this sick ass table!" Camera pans to the table he bought from the ikea he visited in sweden before panning back to him. "I know, pretty cool, I also can do thi-" Mariyam suddenly bursted into the room and Tamari quickly grabbed the camera and hid it, but Mariyam say through his hiding "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE CAMERA TAMARI!? FAYROUZ NEEDS IT, YOU DONT GOTTA RECORD THIS STUPID VIDEO OF YOURS!" Tamari tries to respond "But Mariyam-" Mariyam interrupted, "NO BUTS, GIVE ME THE CAMERA!" Tamari then handed over the camera and pouted, mariyam them left the room. suddenly a yellow and orange portal shaped like an X appeared on the ground that made futuristic sounds, Tamari pondered whether he should jump in or not.
YOU ARE READING
tamari battery burns across the tamariverse
Humorthis is a sequel to the adventures of tamari battery burns so read that first pls
