MHA incorrect quotes

1

So silly

Hailey: Sho, I think you have a thing for black haired boys.
Shoto: What??? I don't know what you're talking about.
Hailey: You literary only like people with black hair.
Shoto: no!
Hailey: Yes. Your ex boyfriend, that hot topic worker, and Hanta! What if they all have in common? They all have black hair!
Shoto: Well I'm also attracted to Kirishima and he has red hair.
Hailey: Shoto. His natural hair color is black.
Shoto: oh I forgot.
Hailey 🤦‍♀️

*Hanta trips in front of Shoto*
Shoto: Hanta! *rushes to get him back up* are you ok!?
Hanta: Yeah. *Holds knee* ow
Shoto: Do you need a bandage?? Recovery girl???
Hanta: Relax, I just scraped my knee...falling for you ;)
Shoto: I will not relax! Your hurt! I will go a bandaid! *runs off*
Hanta: Wait Roki no! *sighs* it was a pickup line...

*Hailey and Shoto at McDonalds*
Shoto: aw... they put pickles on my McChicken...
Hailey: wait what!? Didn't you specifically ask for no pickles!?
Shoto: Yeah. Buts it ok. I'll just take them off-
Hailey: no that's ridiculous! You asked for no pickles!
Shoto: Hails...it's not that big of a deal-
Hailey: yes it is! What if you had an allergy??
Shoto: but I don't. So, we don't need to worry about it.
Hailey: this is absolutely ridiculous! I am complaining!
Shoto: please don't.
*Hailey walks up to the counter and an hour later she is banned from the McDonald's*

Denki: Yo dudes! I found a baby bird! *shows an egg*
Hanta: You idiot, that's an egg.
Denki: same thing! There's a baby bird inside.
Katsuki: and where did you get it??
Denki: out of the egg carton, duh!
Mina: Denks...those eggs don't have birds in them.
Denki: oh *looks at the egg* In the pan you go then!

(Based on the fact Eijiro has abandoned issues in my AU)
Eijiro: Where have you been!!!???? :<
Katsuki: I went to the store.
Eijiro: You were gone for 2 hours!!! I thought you left me :(((
Katsuki: I was gone for 2 minutes...

*Hanta and Shoto cuddling*
Hanta: *Gets a notification ping and goes to check phone*
Shoto: no! *grabs Hanta's arm and puts it back on him*
Hanta: Come on Sho, just let me check my phone, please?
Shoto: no! Keep your hands on me... Your phone can wait.
Hanta: *sighs and plays with Shoto's hair* so clingy...

(Shoto meeting Hanta's mom)
Mama Sero: I made you an apple pie :) *gives Shoto a slice*
Shoto: *eats some* Wow this is so good!
Hanta: She makes the best pies.
Shoto: I wish my mom baked pies like yours instead of my face...

(Hotel Transylvania quote that I thought fit seroroki <3)
*Hanta doing an interview in the future*
Hanta: Hear that, Thats my boyfriend suckers! *points to Shoto*
Shoto: your husband, Hanta.
Hanta: My husband! Even better!

Riku: You like rock and metal music!?
Hanta: u-uh...Yeah!
Riku: Who do you listen to!???!!!
Hanta: uh...Eminem?
Riku: Em...Eminem?? The rapper??
Hanta: yeah.
Riku: ...Get out.

*Hailey and Shoto arguing*
Hailey: Shut up I am speaking!
Shoto: Ok Ms. Enji
Hailey: Excuse me!?
(HC: Shoto calls people Enji when he's mad)

Hanta: Shoto. What is something long, hard, and you like to touch?
Shoto: your penis.
Hanta: A stick. I bet you thought about- wait what?

Pairu: So, what your favorite meal to eat with your family?
Akari: we used to eat a big chicken dinner together...
Pairu: that's nice-
Akari: before the house got burnt down...
Pairu:...Jesus... you need therapy.

Denki: dude. Your boyfriend has a gyattt!!!!
Hanta: ...
Denki: I'm so sorry...
Hanta: you better be. Never say that ever again.
(I love making Denki have brain rot humor)

Eijiro: So...what about if I was a worm? Would you still love me??
Katsuki: *sighs* Eiji, baby, you have been asking me if I would love if you were random animals for an hour straight. Stop. I love you, ok?
Eijiro: I love you too but you didn't answer my question, would you still love me if I was a worm??

Hailey: HANTA SERO!
Hanta: oh shit. What?
Hailey: care to explain why Shoto is sobbing his eyes out right now!?
Hanta: what!? I didn't do anything!
Hailey: BULLCRAP YOU FUCKING-
Shoto: *was just sobbing to the sad songs on his playlist*

The end now <3 this was so fun. Bye!