Soukoku[Dazai x chuuya]Smut

Tricked?!

SPOLIER!!!! Season 5 episode 11 of bungo stray dogs!!

Summary : so this is based in the prison arc (I've only seen edits so please correct me if wrong) and it's just showing how dazai and chuuya tricked Fyodor.(not really a ship but could be read as one idk??)

Fyodor ran towards the helicopter,case in hand while he told someone to pilot because of his various injuries caused by a drive to beat Dazai osamu.But in the end he still did not win not even when he watched that wicked man,the demon prodigy get shot by his ex-partner nakahara chuuya.

When he was in the helicopter,Gogol had his back turned away but looked back because of a thud,it was the case containing the antidote "you really don't want to be treating the antidote like that" Gogol said as he eyed the case before he looked up to see fyodor coughing up blood.The vampire pilot had stabbed him "how did this happen!" Exclaimed Gogol.

"Oh what a shame!" A voice said,both fyodor and Gogol looked at the door and saw a perfectly fine dazai osamu,an alive dazai osamu.

"you know,I was close to dying." Said dazai before he paused and smirked "but you can't kill me"

"Dazai-kun..how?." Spat a dying fyodor "well,unlike you I don't have control over everything and my hand was full of uncertainty" dazai said casually,like there was not a dying man in front of him.

"...although..you had one weakness.." dazai said in an unsettling tone "you don't trust anything you cannot manipulate" the brunette said in a cocky tone "and what's that.." fyodor muttered out.

"Allies"

Fyodor eyes had widened as did gogol's "bram had taken back his special ability at the airport,with help of a determined child." Dazai mockingly said.A child..A CHILD ruined his plan.
"Rampo-san done some negotiating and had him take over the vampire piloting the helicopter!" Dazai happily said,having the time of his life to explain this tragic loss for fyodor.

"It wasn't even something we could plan ahead of time! But I trusted what rampo-san would do" dazai said,shouting the first part and talking normally at the last.

"but you were shot in the head!" Fyodor yelled,quickly regretting it as he winced "oh this?" Dazai said,lifting his fringe from his forehead where there should be a bullet.
"Oh yeah,that hurt!" Dazai whined "that dumbass was meant to go easy!" Dazai huffed.Stunned looks on Gogol and fyodor faces,the decay of angels were here other then 3.

"Who are you calling a dumbass?!" Chuuya said,walking out the door and next to dazai.

Fyodor was shocked but in his mind it pieced together "oh I see.." he looked over at double black and saw chuuya take out red contacts "See,chuuya was never a vampire to begin with!" Dazai said gloatingly.

Dazai stalked over to the helicopter and grabbed the case "I was only able to get out the elevator because chuuya manipulated gravity" dazai said,smirking the whole time "and then,chuuya shoots me in the head,the bullet stops at my skull." Dazai said,glaring at fyodor before looking over his shoulder.

"We used to do this all the time,remember!" Dazai giddyingly said "Suck it!!" Chuuya hollered as he was trying to yank the false vampire teeth out.dazai shook his head and turned back to face fyodor and Gogol who had been strangely quiet "you couldn't even see how fast the bullet was going through the camera!" Dazai laughed.

"Also,the water attack was to distract you from my actual goals, you see" dazai said calmly "actual goals?" Fyodor had said,dazai pointed at the clear red patch against the white prison clothes "that wound,with an injured hand you would have no other choice then to let the vampire take the cockpit" dazai started,and walked away as the helicopter started to take off "and.." dazai waited.

"wait!" Fyodor shouted "goodbye,fyodor" dazai smiled as the helicopter crashed into the building and fell,getting set in fire.

"Eli,Eli,lama sabachtani.." fyodor muttered before the helicopter had exploded.

Dazai was beside chuuya "I cannot get these teeth out" the ginger said and the brunette laughed before walking to the fiery remains and picked something up before walking to Gogol,fyodors lackey- his friend of sorts who looked pained.

Dazai gave him something,something that made the clown-looking man happy.

It was fyodors arm..

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The end.

I hope yous have enjoy this.

This is a late Christmas present for yall and an early birthday present for me.

I am not totally sure if this all happened but I did watch a clip on YouTube.

Words : 805

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