Chapter 1: Part 3: "Monojū"

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We didn't do much for a while.

Then we decided to get fucking moving, because we can't just sit around all day like idiots.

We split up and searched the 2 rooms we found so far, when we came back we each had found someone.

Balloony's group had found this brown-skinned guy. His hair seemed to be white in one side and pinkish in the other. Just like Remote, this guy's facial features were white. His attire was that of a baker.

My group had found this tan-skinned guy. His hair was a golden yellow, and while some of the others may have liked his haircut, I certainly didn't. He also had blue eyes. He was wearing... I can't even fucking explain it, but he was wearing these glasses that looked expensive, but let me tell you, those did NOT match his attire to me. He also had this snobby grin on his face, which I was already sick of.

The baker guy and the snobby guy seemed to know eachother, since the baker's face lit up upon seeing Mister Snobby.

"Loser!" the baker exclaimed as he rushed towards Mister Snobby.

Who the fuck names their kid Loser, anyway? I guess on the day he was born, his parents woke up and chose violence.

"Okay, let's get the matter settled. Who are you, and what are your ultimates?" I snapped.

"Oh! Sorry. I am Cake Fondue, and I am the Ultimate Baker!" The baker introduced.

"Loser. Ultimate Celebrity." Mister Snobby snapped, not even turning his head to look at me while he was posing for a damn selfie.

I wanted to tell Loser to get his shit together, but Fanny beat me to it.

"GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER." Fanny yelled at him.

"No thanks." Loser replied.

I facepalmed.

Then, we saw a door.

We silently thought for a moment.

We decided to go through said door.

Inside was a room, with a comfy looking throne-type chair in the middle.

From the chair came a woman, with two sides of her body being different. The left side was normal, and was tan-skinned. The right side was black. Not the skin tone, I'm talking pitch black. Her face on the right side had her mouth constantly in a smile, and her right eye was red and shaped like... I dunno, a demon wing? Anyway, she had orange hair, and was dressed smartly. 

"Kahoho! Looks like they're here! They're here!" She exclaimed.

"Okay, who the fuck are you?!" Fanny snapped.

"Oh, how rude of me to not introduce myself! My name is Monojū, and I am your headmaster!" She explained.

I noticed Balloony start looking around, his eyes widening, and I could see them since didn't have his goggles over his eyes.

I followed his gaze.

All around us were people, all waking up.

54 of them, to be exact.

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