Dadi's husband died a long time ago
Dadi (recording a video in front of a beautiful place on a selfie stick) : dekh rahe hain ji....aapka naam kahan se kahan pahuch gaya par aap sahi kehte the sab kuch ache ke liye nahi badalta ji. Humaara bada beta Tej, aaj desh ka sabse ameer aadmi hai! Par aap kaha karte the na ke sabse bada gareeb wo hai jiske paas sirf paisa hai
*Many cars arrive and security opens the door. Out comes Tej Singh Oberoi*
Some random chashmish uncle wearing a green shirt: sir! Acha hua aap mantri ji se pehle aagae.....Aap to jante hi hain na..unhe kisi ka wait karna bilkul pasand nahi hai
Tej: aaj ke duniya ke raja hum hain aur mantri rajaon ka intezaar karte hain....raja mantriyon ka nahi
Dadi continuing her video: aur chotta beta shakti abhi bhi wahi dharm karm karta hai pata nahi kyoon! Lagta hai ki sab dikhawa hai!!
Shakti Singh Oberoi at a mandir in front of pandit ji
Pandit ji: bhagwaan aapko daulat-shohrat de
Shakti: paise to bahut hain pandit ji agar mangna hi hai to bhagwaan se gharwalon ke liye shanti
Pandit ji: manga wo jata hai jo apne paas na ho, agar mann se mangoge to awashya milenge
Shakti: pichle kuch saalon se ussi satya se to bhagta aa raha hoon pandit ji
*Tej enters and stands right behind shakti*
Tej: namaskar (to pandit ji)
Tej (to shakti): kai saal......kai saal ho gaye us baat ko. Hum us baat ko bhool chuke........duniya badh chuki hai......ab tum bhi us baat ko bhool jao.Shakti: aap aur main bhool sakte hain par jis par guzri hai wo kaise bhoolenge
Dadi still continuing her video: dono beton main to daraar hai hi. Bahuon ki to poochiye hi mat. Aaj pandit ji ne kaha hai ki maha aarti ke liye phool ghar ki bahu laaegi so lene gayi hai.
Pinky oberoi (wife of shakti) : (pouring water on herself from a water bottle) o-oo-oooo-oo-o ooohhhhh—hhh m-m-myyyy maaataaa saare baal kharaab ho gaye. (Shivering) too much cold waters, i tell you mummy ji also too much. Wahan pe jake kamal ke phool le aao! Aivayn! Dirty waters main to main paon bhi na rakhoon. Khud ko bhigo longi to lagega ki main talaab main gayi thi. (To her servent) ja waters main se jaake flowers leke aa!
Tej's wife: bravo pinky bravo! Pooja ke phool lane main bhi itna drama
Pinky: jethani jiii! Meri taraf ungli uthane se pehle khud ko to check outs kar hi lena chahiye na! Haina! Aarti ke din bhi peg chadhha rahe ho! Waah bhai waah! Waise mata rani ne mujhe kya jethani di hai! Cut piece! Meri wedding day ki first morning main mujhe kehti hai nimbu lao! Maine kaha wah bhai wah!! Mere aate hi good news shews! Pata chala inki toh raat ki hi nahi utri
Tej's wife: main isliye peeti hoon kyoonki-
Pinky: haan pata hai-pata hai-pata hai-pata hai. Aapko bade dukh hain. World ke saare dukh aap hi ke paas to aagaye the sharing ki taxi le ke (winks)! *laughs*
Tej's wife: what is this language?! Hun! Sharing....taxi and all!
Pinky: pehle apne lakshye dekho phir mujhpe ungli uthana!
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