My Girlfriend's Nubile Sister

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For the next couple of days, things were great for me. Every single time my phone vibrated, I would hope for a message from Rita. Looking back, it's as if I had been conditioned like Pavlov's dog. It was pretty terrifying, now that I think of it. Anyway, while messages from Rita were scarce (which is understandable, since they were on a holiday trip after all), they always contained some form of goodie.

If I were in public, I would go inside a public restroom to look at the videos/pictures. Perhaps because of this, my desire for my future mother-in-law somehow escalated. Eventually, I would think of her even when I was having sex with Evelynn or Evon. This is a very unhealthy occurrence, but I just can't help that my little brother couldn't wait to charge inside my girlfriend's mum.

As the adage goes, "Distance makes the heart grow fonder," and I was about to experience it in full force. Before I could even have the chance to meet my girlfriend's mum, I had to head to Thailand for a short getaway trip with my friends. Well, of course, I would miss Evelynn and Evon too, but the urge to see my girlfriend's mum was simply stronger.

Before I knew it, the day of the trip had arrived and I met up with my bunch of asshat friends at the airport. So, this is probably a good time for me to tell you guys that this trip to Thailand became a very crucial turning point in my relationship with the ladies. Honestly, back then I had no idea what I would do if Evelynn were to find out about the relationship I was having with her sister, and to a certain extent her mother. However, due to this trip overseas, everything soon changed.

I know many of you are eager to find out more about what happened between me and my future mother-in-law, but I need to at least briefly explain the things that happened during the trip for everything to make sense. Let's just say everything went haywire the moment Royce opened his mouth and asked the following question, "Eh guys, you all know our hotel is very close to the Thermae bar right?"

When Royce mentioned that the hotel was very close to Thermae bar, I was expecting the hotel to be around 5 to 10 minutes away from the action. Little did I expect our hotel to be right on top of Thermae. If anything, we could always trust Royce to make the stupidly awesome decisions.

"So uh, this is the legendary Thermae bar you guys were talking about ah?" Ah Tan asked, staring at the staircase leading to the bar.

"Yeah, but it's still early, so you won't see anything. Let's go check in first and grab some food, then come back later at night..." Jeremy said, patting Ah Tan on the shoulder.

"I... was honestly expecting something more..." Ah Tan replied, looking a little disappointed.

After checking into the hotel, the three most experienced members of the group held an internal discussion and came to some form of consensus. "Ah Tan, we would like to thank you for your kind intentions," I said, reminding him of his generous offer to pay for our plane tickets and lodging, "So, allow us to show you all the awesome things you can do around Bangkok!"

Ah Tan's eyes lit up like stars in the night sky, pumping his fists in the air as all of us cheered in excitement for the awesomeness to come. And the first thing we did was force-feed him raw shrimp at Krua Khun Puk restaurant. Yep. Good times.

By the time we were done with dinner and a couple of drinks, the sun was no longer in sight. Knowing that Ah Tan had been waiting for a long time to experience the authentic Bangkok experience, we started making our way back to our hotel. If I'm not mistaken, it was around 8.30pm or so by the time we got back to the entrance of our hotel.

"Oh wow, what the fuck?" Ah Tan exclaimed under his breath, amazed by the breathtaking sight before him. Beautiful ladies lined the street, all waiting for the bar to open its doors. While it was a sight to behold for Ah Tan, both Royce and Jeremy could not help but frown at the crowd. Could the owner be late or something? Thermae should have started operations by this time. With some time to kill, we decided to head back to our hotel rooms. This could very well be the best opportunity for us to brief Ah Tan on how things work in Thermae bar.

Funnily enough, as soon as we got back into one of our rooms, Ah Tan said something he would regret for the rest of his life. Up to this day, we're still making fun of him for this particular remark. "Wah, so far most of the girls I see are chiobus sia! I don't mind any of them!" Ah Tan said, obviously too excited for his own good.

"OH, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT," Jeremy laughed at Ah Tan's ignorance, promptly pointing out that any of these girls might be a ladyboy. "You won't know until they enter the bar," Royce added, laughing too. "Since ladyboys aren't technically allowed into the bar!"

Approximately half an hour of laughing and mind-opening knowledge later, Ah Tan had been armed with more knowledge than he knew what to do with. As we made our way downstairs, I can confidently say that this was the start of the stupid mess that got me into more trouble than I had bargained for.