Part 2 - Tiny Diamond's Trap Mayhem

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At Guy Diamond's house...

Tiny Diamond: (scrolling through his TV) Huh?

BREAKING NEWS

News Troll: Breaking news, everyone. A werewolf has been seen in Troll Village and is attacking everyone. Here's some live footage for proof.

Smidge: (trying to fend her off with his hair)

Poppy: (grunts) (growls) (grabs Smidge's hair)

Smidge: Oh, my god. (gets thrown by Poppy)

Poppy: (growling) (snarls and slices camera)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

PLEASE STAND BY

Tiny Diamond: Oh, my! A werewolf! Wait. I could be famous if I capture this so-called werewolf. Yeah, that's what Tiny is gonna do. But first, lemme leave a note for my daddy. Written with glitter. (blasts glitter to the wall and most falls off to reveal Tiny's message) Okay, Tiny out!

2 minutes later...

Guy Diamond: Tiny! Poppy is a... Huh? Tiny? Where is he? Hmm? A note. Dear, Daddy, I am off to be famous by capturing the werewolf that's on the prowl. It might be dangerous, but it won't be dangerous for someone else that's a Troll, too. If I fail and/or die, I just wanted to tell you that you're the best dad ever. See you later, or not. Love, Tiny Diamond. (sighs) And you're the best son ever. But you said it wouldn't be dangerous for any other Troll, but Poppy is a Troll, and she's the... (gasps) Poppy.

At Branch's bunker...

Floyd: Branch.

Branch: Who is it?

Floyd: It's your brothers.

Branch: Come in.

Floyd: What's the matter, bro? John and Clay told me you were embarrassed at the hospital.

Branch: Well, Poppy said I was the one who cared the most about her. And that made me blush. I haven't told anyone this since we saved the world from the rock apocalypse, but... I have a crush on Poppy.

Floyd: Aww. That's so sweet, Branch. I'm sure Poppy will understand if you tell her.

Branch: What's the point?

Floyd: (sees his other brothers come in) He says he has a crush on Poppy.

Spruce: Oh, that's beautiful, Branch.

John Dory: Yeah, you should tell her.

Floyd: That's the problem. He's too embarrassed to tell her.

Spruce: 😕 Listen, Branch. I used to be like you. When I first met Brandy, I never had the courage to tell her how I felt. But by the time I settled down and renamed myself Bruce, I told Brandy how I felt. And it didn't go so bad. We got engaged, married, and then had all the kids back on Vacay Island. So, work up your courage and tell her how you feel.

Branch: Thanks, Spruce or Bruce or whatever you wanna go by. I'll try.

Spruce: That's what I like to hear, little bro!

(He hears a bunch of knocking above; it was Viva)

Branch: (grabs his mic) (through mic): Who is it?

Viva: It's me, Viva! Let me in, it's an emergency!

Branch: Oh, hey, Viva. Okay, come on in.

Viva: Thank you! (panting) (breathing)

Branch: You're running a lot, Viva. Is everything okay?

Viva: No. Not the slightest. Poppy. She's a... werewolf!!!

Branch's Brothers: (scream)

Branch: Pfft, that's impossible. Werewolves are myths. Unless... that wolf that bit her gave her the DNA of one when it sinked its teeth into her arm.

Clay: Yeah, and it's a full moon tonight. So that confirms...

Branch: 😰 My girlfriend is a werewolf.

Poppy: (digging down)

Viva: Hmm?

Poppy: (snarls)

All: (scream)

Branch: Quick! In the emergency exit! (opens the exit)

Branch's Brothers: (go out the door)

Viva: (trips over a rock) Oof!

Branch: Come on, Viva, get up! Or else your own sister is going to tear up our flesh!

Viva: (gasps)

Poppy: (growling)

Viva: 😰

Poppy: (she was about to bite Viva's head off but then a scent got her attention) Hurr? (sniffs) (she goes after the scent instead)

Viva: Phew.

Branch: Come on.

Both: (go out the door)

In the forest...

Tiny: Okay, we'll start off the good old-fashioned bear trap with a pile of meat in the center. No werewolf can resist meat. This plan is foolproof! Okay, here it comes, gotta hide in the bushes.

Poppy: Hurr? (sniffing the meat) (slurps)

Tiny: (covers his ears) Huh? (goes out of the bushes shocked to see the bear trap not activated and the meat gone) What?! It didn't work! It's a foolproof plan! (steps in the center of the bear trap) (gets bear trapped) OWWWWWWW, MY CUPCAKES!!! (grunts) (gets out) (looks down at his belly) Aw, great! Now I got a bear trap scar on my booty!

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