Jeremiah Bowen
Creative Writing per 11
3/25/13
After school one day a guy and one of his buddies jumped into his truck and went to leave. So he backed out of his parking space, as he was pulling away his brakes locked up in a halting jolt. His only way to free up his brakes is to burnout and they eventually will break free. After about fifteen seconds the dude’s tires broke free, and then he sped out of the parking lot, his face drowning in red and his jaw on the floor mat. Meanwhile the handful of hotties standing in the parking lot who were watching this unfold kept saying to each other “wow that kids a real douche!” As the girls brushed off all that nasty dust that was blown on them.
What these hot girls don’t know is that, the dust and dirt that was blown at them by the dudes truck turned out to be gold dust and several hours later he came back and collected every single last spec of it, so now that “douche” is the richest man alive.
