"That's on you. Can't believe you really stayed there all night and kept on monologuing for no one to listen to."
Void: I have lots of things I kept to myself for very long.
"You need a therapist is what you need. And I don't think we have anyone qualified for that job in the guild. No one's sane enough."
Void: ... What about that "Mirajane" ? It seemed to me she'd be quite down-to-Earth.
"Her nickname is literally Satan. Don't try to look around, being batshit crazy is almost a prerogative to get in the guild at this point. The most our guild is known for is mindless collateral destruction after all."
Void: I... I see, that's... Interesting... ? We should probably get moving, about that whole quest thing, don't you think ?
"No, not yet. We're having some down time after taking down a powerful enemy, so it can only means fanservice is happening somewhere as we speak."
Void: ... ... ... What ?
"Right, you're new around these parts. For some reason, whenever we all narrowly escape mortal danger, there is suddenly a setup happening, most of the time involving a big bath for all the girls;"
Void: ... That's weird... I've never heard of or seen anything like that before...
"Why, what do you usually do after things like what just happened ?"
Void: Bury the ones that have fallen alongside you whilst shedding manly tears, and then walk away into the sunset through the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
"... ... ... Well, might as well take it easy here, you'll know when fanservice is over, a bunch of screams."
Erza: I have a distinct feeling someone is talking about us right now...
Lucy: Forget that, I never thought there'd be a huge public bath here.
Mirajane: It's been a while since we all bathed together like this.
Levy: It feels so good !
Wendy: For sure !
Cana: Anyway, about this bath... Doesn't it look like Aldron to you ?
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Lisanna: I think this town was built to keep an eye on Aldron, but it looks like it's a popular tourist attraction, too. Come to think of it, there's all sorts of merch being sold. Like steamed Aldron cakes.
