So here it goes, as you know in the beginning of my life I married the most beautiful Troll in all of my Hayville. We ran off into the woods, and fell down into a deep and dark canyon. That's when it all began. Kailey and her unibrow, Kylie had this little thing going on between them. Everyday Kylie would gather up all of Kailey's sweat drops. Oh man, did that make me mad.
So one day I decided I would cut off her unibrow with my corn dog sword, but her unibrow kept growing back.
Then, I called this person named Ashley? I guess she's a butcher or something. Ashley arrived on her unicorn right as Kailey fell asleep, but Kylie was still awake. When she got off of her unicorn her checks were flapping wildly. She pulled out her lollipop. Kylie cried and cried because the lollipop has sharp blades. Kailey never woke up.
When Ashley was done, she said that she loved me more than her pet donkey. He asked me if I would run away with her and I went.
When Kailey wakes up she will find a note on her forehead. Kailey would rip the note off and Kylie will fall out. Giana and Ashley rode off on their unicorn with their corn dog and lollipop in the air!
