The Family Spoof

Dinner

Mom cooks.

Dad watches LilSis and LilBro play on a tire swing. Dad smells burnt Mac N Cheese and chuckles.

Mom goes upstairs and takes BigSis' Pad-Phone away until she helps Dad watch LilSis and LilBro. Mom goes into BigBro's room, shooing him out so can get away from his legos.

"I don't have any lego's." BigBro mutters. BigBro's tail droops.

Mom grabs untouched box of pastries with cheese, bacon and eggs inside them and goes back downstairs.

Mom takes out 6 plates and places pastries on them and warms them up in the microwave.

Dad's mouth waters as he smells the food, drooling a little. BigSis gags and walks away coughing into her paws.

LilSis scolds BigSis about coughing into her paws. BigSis rolls her eyes.

Mom places the pastries on table. Mom pours 2 bottles of milk and 4 glasses of milk.

"DINNERSSSS READYYYYYY!!!!!" Mom yells

Dad stumbles to his paws and runs into the dining room, drooling even more. BigBro walks out of the living room. BigSis walks into the dining room, dragging 2 cats behind her. Mom goes to put LilSis and LilBro into their highchairs.

Mom stops everyone from eating with a lash from her tail. Mom sits down and orders everyone to hands. LilSis gags. LilSis does not want to hold hands with LilBro.

"Do it." Dad orders. Dad wants to eat bad.

Mom shakes her head at Dad, tsking.

LilSis grabs LilBro's hand, acting scared of Dad.

Mom nods to Dad to say the prayer. Dad it too busy staring and drooling at his food to see Mom.

Mom clears her throat. Dad jumps and says the prayer.

"We thank you the humans are dead and have left their junk for us to make better. We thank you for the many wars won against the dogs. And last BUT NOT LEAST-" Dad emphasized 'but not least'. "The FOOD you have given us."

Mom tsks. Dad grabs the whole thing and shoves it in her mouth.

"You should be thankful for the food I made from scratch(Har Har)." Mom flexes her claws.

"Then why is there a box by the microwave.." BigBro says.

Mom shushes him with a wave of her tail. Dad hides a chuckle. Dad know's BigBro's right.

LilSis flings food across the table at BigBro.

Dad shakes his head.

Mom pretends to be looking at something else.

BigBro hisses quietly.

LilSis covers her face messily.

Mom turns around and gasps.

"BigBro! What a mess you've made of yourself!" Mom shakes her head, disappointed.

"Yea. The mess I made of myself..." BigBro swallows a hiss.

Mom looks at LilSis and gasps. The gasp is louder then before.

"BigBro got you messy- Did he?" Mom hisses.

"No! I didn-" BigBro started.

"He didn't." Dad said. Dad was chewing his dinner so it sounded funny. "I saw-" Dad swallowed, "The whole thing."

"Oh shush. Finish your dinner. As for you, BigBro, go to your room." Mom orders.

BigBro hides a smile. BigBro knows that he gets to play legos.

"And no legos!"

"I don't have legos." BigBro meows flatly. Mom could barely hear him. LilSis was screaming.

"IT'S IN MY EYE! BIGBRO GOT IT IN MY EYE! IT STINGS!" LilSis' cheecks are wet with tears.

"Dad. Give LilSis a bath while I deal with troublesome BigBro." Mom meows.

Mom goes upstairs.

"Why did you lie to me?" She meowed, almost hissed while Dad stripped away LilSis' diaper. Dad places LilSis in the bathtub while he disposed of the crap-filled pullups. LilSis splashed Dad, making his drop it on his foot. The diaper released a horrid smell.

"Ewwy." LilSis splashed more.

"I didn't." BigBro meowed flatly, sitting on his bed.

"I have cameras! You lair! I'm ashamed of you!" Mom hissed.

Stalker.. BigBro thought.

"Whatever. I'm tired. Leave me alone." BigBro laid down, covering his ears with a pillow.

Mom storms off. BigSis goes up to Mom.

"Can I have my Pad-Phone yet?" BigSis whined.

Mom hands BigSis a small box and pads off, slumping down on her bed, instantly curled up under the covers and asleep.

This is a much longer chapter then I'd normally write for this, but, whatever. How do you guys like it so far?

Mitzy, guys, if your reading this, yes, I tweaked things. (I kinda changed your character, Mitzy.. D= Sorry, didn't remember exactly how he was..)