RAHHHHH WILL BASED ONESHOTS!!!!!

meet the medic but its with will instead of heavy

me when I crossship ^-^

CW!:Mentions of organs and blood
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Will didn't want to look down. Doing so he would see his guts literally, he looked around the 'doctors' operating room, doves flying around the room, the blood stains that somehow got into the wall and the strange french accent that coming out o the fridge, he couldn't focus.

Until he heard the doctor laugh, his eyes are glued onto the man as he starts to listen to him. His whole body start to tense. Holding onto the edges of the table that he was laying on.

"Oh! And when the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!"

It seems like Will missed what the man was saying but to act polite he stars to chuckle nervously at the man story, looking to the left as he tries anything to distract himself from the rushing that he was feeling.

The Medic put one of his hands in the man upper body, right above his rib cage as he speaks again.

"Anyway that's how i lost my medical license!"

What the actually fuck

Will eyes widen at what the man just said, there was no reason why the doctor was doing what he was doing but he couldn't run, he just laid there in complete and utter shock. The 'professional' noticed this however and lightly laughed at the man's fearful face.

Will thought that this couldn't get worse...but it did. Before he could even question the man's ethic he heard something weird. It sounded like a bird, like one of the ones he heard when he walked in. Soon enough he saw a dove pop it's head out from his body.

"Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!"

The German looked down at Will before speaking again, Archimedes flying off to the side lines, cooing as Medic shooed the bird away from him.

"Birds."

The man chucked at his own words looked over to the side, grabbing a small object that looked like a plug. Will didn't even know how he was alive at this point, until he remembered the 'Medigun' that was pointed down at him, somehow keeping him alive even without his heart.

"Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, but I'm farely certain your heart-"

The Medic placed the heart on whatever the other thing he was holding, he adjusted the medigun as he spoke, glancing at the man for a quick second, smiling but not in a 'your my test subject an you'll die being here' but in a 'I hope you won't die being here' smile.

Pop

The heart that the man was holding exploded the second he put it under the medigun, parts of it slinging over to the bird that just left his organs. He finally had the chance to speak, he had so many questions but only said one.

"W-whats happening?"

"Progress, my friend." The man answered.

(496 damn words)