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Horropedia // Hubby Headcanons

Note// I really got this idea from the moment I watched the corpse bride movie/ih. There are two kinds of marriage hcs,,, like real marriage and 'marriage', you know lol
I was about to post this before until my friend beat me up to it...;;; so it got delayed weeks later. Her headcanons are pretty good, tho! <333

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// Official Marriage HCs //

This kind of love story is... strange, in a good way, at least.

Life with him is pretty much like a slow burn bonding from acquaintances, to companions, to friends, to lovers... And to spouses.

Horropedia views marriage as something far from dating or being engaged... it's a big step. Being a boyfriend can be counted as a commitment if he contributes to the relationship as well, fiancé likewise, but waiting for something even bigger  to be executed.

But marriage... being a husband is supposed to be a sealed agreement and having commitment, intimacy, and passion between two people. He wonders if you both can ever confirm if your love for each other is consummate. He is aware that very few people have achieved this. Others tend to get through struggles and even get through divorce.

Horropedia would cherish his time a lot to enjoy every bit of his moments with you, and he lets you take your time to move onto the next level with him.

I like to imagine that the engagement proposal just technically is during a pretty random timing-

Like something similar from a spy x family scene. While you and Horropedia were getting chased by the killer at a masquerade ballroom, he suddenly proposed to you in the lounge room you were hiding in. Using the ring of a stunt grenade before throwing it towards the killer that entered, along with the trap that was already set by him. Obliterating them in the process.;;😭

Idk, is just my scenario idea. Something more dramatic would most likely happen because of him.  You know how he tends to bend the logic of physics with his gun many, MANY times before

Of course, he has a real engagement ring! He just decided to keep it in his room, just in case something happens.  His proposal may be sudden, but it was probably the only moment where he felt sure that he wanted to go through the thrills and obstacles. Even if it's with you.

I feel like Horropedia would confess after, like, 4-6 years of dating. Bonus, if you guys were ever high school sweethearts before... that concept would be so cute.

I swear, Horropedia is a bit uneasy about Honeymoons - he feels overwhelmed by the idea, even if it just means some kind of quality time together but more ✨️extra✨️. but you later convince him that you both can just go on horror myth explorations as your honeymoon, so he quickly went very passionate about that lol;;;;.

At this point, your whole marriage life has buzzfeed unsolved vibes throughout your scrapbooks.

Your wedding ceremony is actually quicker than a normal one - you just both took pictures and have some cake before going straight out for the horror by rented van or something dnfnfnn---

It's funny to imagine that things haven’t changed since the time you both started dating - as if your relationship has always been this young and pretty carefree... It just feels like you're still dating, but now you are using the spouse titles, a wedding album of your honeymoon adventure, a ring on your finger, and marriage papers -

Okay, some things are added, but doesn’t mean things have changed, lol.

I feel like Horropedia is the type to rarely wear his ring - I mean, he would sweat bullets if he ever loses it!!! Not that it's expensive, but because losing things have always been something he gets nervous about, especially stuff that match with you, and they are objects that remind him of you. So he either wears it like a necklace or keeps it stored in a bag or a cabinet at times.