Olivia's Difficult Choice

November 2, 2008

 A mother was in a reclined economy airplane seat, screaming and crying with the pain of the birth. Then, all of a sudden, out popped a fat slimy baby with a bussy. "It's a girl!" The flight attendant shouted! The flight attendant took the crying baby into her arms and gently wrapped her in a towel, before giving the baby back to the mom. The father of the child suggested the name, Olivia. "Bazinga! Olivia is a swell name!" said the mom. The other passengers are complaining about how loud the stupid baby is, and the family is voted off the plane by majority rules. "Welp! Toodaloo!" The flight attendant says, before telling the father and the mother and baby that they can leave.

The father and baby Olivia are ejected out of the planes emergency exit, but the pressure change causes the rest of the plane to go down and burst into flames. "Welp! Toodaloo!" The father shouts mid air, as if to mock the now dead flight attendant. "Uh oh... I think we're about to hit rock bottom..." Then, *SWOOSH* the mother flies and catches Olivia and her father in the air. The father is too stunned to speak. "What the flip." He finally mutters. "How are you flying?! What the sus!?" The father asks the mother. "Oh yeahh i forgot to tell you, I am a vampchamp!" She replies. "A vampchamp? What is that!?" The father asks angrily, confused as to why he had no idea that his wife could fly. "I- I- I- I- I- I can't tell you that..." the mother replies disappointedly. "Oh... okay... so is my darling baby Olivia going to be a vampchamp or whatever as well?" He asks frivolously. "Maybe, oh by the way she isn't your daughter!" Now the father is really shocked. "WHAT?!" He shouts, now very angry with all the lies. "Byeeee" the mom says, before dropping them onto a hay stack in the middle of a field and flying away. 

The dad just sits there and cries. The woman he loved has betrayed him in every way. She kept the biggest lie about her true identity from him, and she cheated on him! But, why? 

Never mind her, he decides, and tries to forget the whole thing. He turns around to retrieve his *not* baby, but Olivia is missing! She is so petite, she sunk into the hay stack! The dad starts panicking, and trying to look for her. "Goodness gracious, she's so petite, it's like I'm trying to find a needle in a haystack!" He exclaims. "Oh fart this, she isn't even my baby!" He says, before walking away and catching a Taxi, taking him back to his New York City penthouse. 

Baby Olivia is left, lost in a stack of hay. 

AN// Hey y'all, Olivia here! I hope you are enjoying my story so far!! More parts coming soon! 

AN AGAIN// oh by the way i am very petite in real life just so you know 😘